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TE Jeff Heuerman (National Champion)

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Mike80 said:
I'm sure one of these guys on this site have actually seen some of her work, I had to go to Wikipedia.
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Mike80 said:
I just hope he got a penicillin shot afterward :lol:
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Best class I ever took in college was on STD's. If I was ever tempted to think with my penis, that class was like packing that bad boy in ice. I remember the day they put up a picture of HPV/genital warts. I gasped. Subsequently, every time I got an offer, my mind went to the question, "What kind of bugs do you have?" So I guess "Lisa Ann" presents a nice little outward package, but I worry about the microbes that come with that package, and I just say, "Ewww." But good luck with that Jeff.
 
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OSUK said:
Best class I ever took in college was on STD's. If I was ever tempted to think with my penis, that class was like packing that bad boy in ice. I remember the day they put up a picture of HPV/genital warts. I gasped. Subsequently, every time I got an offer, my mind went to the question, "What kind of bugs do you have?" So I guess "Lisa Ann" presents a nice little outward package, but I worry about the microbes that come with that package, and I just say, "Ewww." But good luck with that Jeff.
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Which, of course, brings to mind a joke about a man who has just returned from China and had lumps on his willy so he went to his doctor who told him it was serious and he would have to amputate his penis. He decided he needed a second opinion and went to a Chinese doctor.

“Velly Selious Chinee villy disease. Solly no cure.”

“The doctor told me it would have to be amputated.”

“No no. Silly Amelican doctor. Alvays vant opelate. No need amputate.”

“Really?”

“No. Ten days it fall off by itself.”

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Form the article: "wide receiver Justin Brent has serious game -- even though he hasn't scored on the field yet -- last night he bagged legendary porn star Lisa Ann in NYC.

Does it really take "serious game" to nail someone whose job is to have sex? Also 42 and he's 18, maybe 19? Legal and all, but not especially impressive. Still, if he wants Heuerman's, and hundreds of others', sloppy seconds, more power to him.
 
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