Stupidest Theoretical Buckeye Question Ever-What would you say?

[stxbuck]

A Tennessee fan who coaches on the staff w/ me actually asked me this today "What would you do if Phil Fulmer became the Buckeyes coach!?!?"

My reply "Turn blue from gagging, and root for scUM until he left"
My friends reply 'Piss and puke on myself"

What would you say?

 

[sandgk]

A Tennessee fan who coaches on the staff w/ me actually asked me this today "What would you do if Phil Fulmer became the Buckeyes coach!?!?"

My reply "Turn blue from gagging, and root for scUM until he left"
My friends reply 'Piss and puke on myself"

What would you say?

I would turn a shotgun headward, like Hemingway.

Keep that fat, stupid, moronic ass-wipe away from our boys ...

 

[osugrad21]

What would you say?

Suggest Weight Watchers as a primary sponsor.

 

[Clarity]

I'd wake up and let out a relieved sigh that it was just a horrible horrible nightmare.

 

[buckeyegrad]

That's like asking me what would I do if I awoke as a caterpillar tomorrow morning....its not going to happen, so why bother thinking about it.

 

[daddyphatsacs]

A Tennessee fan who coaches on the staff w/ me actually asked me this today "What would you do if Phil Fulmer became the Buckeyes coach!?!?"

My reply "Turn blue from gagging, and root for scUM until he left"
My friends reply 'Piss and puke on myself"

What would you say?

Stop watching college football

 

[Swedish Chef]

Start looking for massive contracts from cleat makers so that if Ohio State were to get busted for illegally long cleats the sponsors would have their logos being zoomed in on and shown time and time again.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Invent the male bra...

 

[CCI]

go get my tat removed and move to Siberia

 

[BUCKYLE]

Pray for death and the sweet, sweet release it would bring.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

"I surrender", after I shot his fat ass...

 

[NFBuck]

Go Penguins.

 

[IronBuckI]

Root for the Buckeyes, and maybe hope that he brought OUR National Championship Trophy from '98 with him.

 

[tedginn05]

i would say to myself, "time to get the 12 gage"

 

[buckzip]

Buy him some donuts so he has a heart attack, and dies soon.