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DEBuckeye;859921; said:
If you have 24 odds & ends on a table and 23 of them fall off, what do you have left- an odd or an end?
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If you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fall off, you have 1 left on the table. 1 is odd. On the floor, you've got a mess. I hope you have a dog.
 
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Buckeyedynasty;865720; said:
Masturbation can be called spanking the monkey, boping the bishop, choking the chicken but what do monkey's, bishops, and chickens call wacking off? :biggrin:
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I don't know what the chickens or monkeys call it but I'm pretty sure the bishops call it "Recess."
 
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Buckeyedynasty;865727; said:
:slappy: that is awesome nice one. :biggrin: Just was thinking intellectually at work you know and pondered what chickens, monkeys, and bishops call stroking the salami. I thought it was pretty DEEP!
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I've pondered LONG and HARD about it and I have some suggestions.



Sharpening the Beak and Squeezing the banana!
 
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OCBuckWife;865729; said:
I've pondered LONG and HARD about it and I have some suggestions.
Sharpening the Beak and Squeezing the banana!
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Really? Why would they call them that? I never thought they would call it those things. :wink2: Even if you don't have the answer your awesome in my book. By the way I like the fact you capitalized those words......like where your head is at. :wink:
 
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Buckeyedynasty;865730; said:
. :wink2: Even if you don't have the answer your awesome in my book. By the way I like the fact you capitalized those words......like where your head is at. :wink:
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Don't let anyone else read that book, its full of lies! Lies I tell you!

Help me Oprah Winfrey!
 
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OCBuckWife;865731; said:
Don't let anyone else read that book, its full of lies! Lies I tell you!

Help me Oprah Winfrey!
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Don't worry I want let anyone read the YOUR AWESOME book. Just don't bring Oprah into this......no way do I want masterbation terms and oprah anywhere around one another.......EWWWWWWWWWW! She is in my head now.....gross. Please feel free to leave a response. I gotta go but I'll be back on later. Peace out. :wink:
 
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From George Carlin again:

[SIZE=-1]How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

random ones from the web:

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  1. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
  2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
  3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  4. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
  5. If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
  6. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
 
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