Stupid questions.

[hoat]

If a store is open for 24 hours, why does it have locks on the doors?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why does the pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Just figured I'd share. Thank you and goodnight.

 

[exhawg]

If it weren't for my horse I wouldn't have made it through that first year of college.

 

[Zurp]

Why is the word "Big" half the size of the word "Little?"

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

why is there a clown on a Segway in the lobby of the radio staion I work at?

 

[iambrutus]

why was reggie white black and jack black white

 

[BuckNutty]

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

I just sent Alan/DiHard a PM about this over at SGN. I'll get back to you with their answers.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

 

[Buck Nasty]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[iambrutus]

why do we say "take a shit" when we really leave it, you dont take it

 

[tyrus]

Why do you "park" in a "DRIVEway" and "drive" on a "PARKway"

 

[Buck Nasty]

Why ask why?

 

[chille37]

Why is there braille on the drive through ATM machines?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off?

 

[strohs]

What do people in china call their good plates?

 

[Zurp]

What do people in Brazil call "Brazil Nuts?"