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How can you take half a moment?

Why do we say "about time" to someone's who is tardy when we really mean to say don't be late?

Why do we call the dead late? It's not their fault they are no longer quick.

What is a garoo and why can a Kangaroo do it?
 
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What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?

Why can't we tickle ourselves?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
 
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How can you take half a moment?

I like it when someone gives you "a couple moments."

There are interstates in Hawaii because federal money went to building them. Its the same reason that I-270 is an interstate.

If there's no air in space, why would the "Air and Space Museum" be one museum? Shouldn't it be two museums?
 
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