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1. Barney Fife - Remember Thelma Lou?
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If he was cool enough for Thelma you know know he was packing something more than just a .38.

2. Normally I would lean toward scissors and never consider a hole punch - at least not an old gray hole punch with the big handle. But THAT hole punch! That is one bad hole punch. Long and sleek, stick that in your pocket and you are the king of the DISCO. Besides, in a pinch you could run with it.

3. Skiball is out. No way are you cool with a bunch of those tickets in your pocket (trying to save up 12,000 so you can get a hole punch).

The other two are both cool, but it is a lot easier to meet girls playing Foosball.
 
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Papa Smurf is the coolest. He's blue and that should be enough, but you could argue "so was Heafty Smurf, Smurfette, etc." but Papa was the OB (original blue). He has that perfectly white beard... how cool is that? He has the red hat while the other smurfs had to settle for white. It's just like McDonald's.. the guy in the different colored hat is in charge and being in charge is cool! Remember, Heafty didn't ask "Are we there yet Brainy?" He asked "Are we there yet Papa Smurf?" Why? Because Papa was the HBGIC (Head blue guy in charge). Need more? Smurf rhymes with Turf... football is played on turf... 'nuff said!

Scissors can cut tape, but a three hole punch can mess up some scissors while you could (in theory) use enough tape to render a three hole punch useless. Classic match-up. I'm going with Scotch tape because it's Scottish... and "If it's not Scottish it's CrRAP!" The Scots are tough (Braveheart, Scotch-Whiskey, Sean Connery, Adam Smith, etc.) and tough reminds me of football which is cool. In summary, Scotch Tape is Scottish which is tough like football which is cool.

Foosball is the closest to football and therefore the coolest. No further support is needed as this is intuitively obvious.

Q.E.D.
 
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The Answers:

After much consideration, and thought I have come to a conclution. It was not easy, and there were some great points but I have decided that the three coolest things this week are:

Jesse Duke (5pts)

Scotch Tape (3 pts)

And Air Hockey (8 Pts)

Here is the break down

13 pts: Dihard, FKAGobucks877,

11 Pts: Bucknutty

8 pts: BrutusBobCat, 3yardsandacloud, RAMDrul, DE Buckeye, MillianiBuckeye, Rick James

5 pts: LoKyBuckeye

0 pts: Oh8Ch, BuckeyeInTheBoro.

No one give up it is a long off season.
 
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1. Jesse Duke. I swear his twin brother wanders up and down High Street asking for change.

2. scotch tape, because they figured out a way to make it not stick to itself before you unroll it. how the hell do they do that.

3. air hockey by far. one night we were all drunk and started playing, my buddy got hit with an errant puck right in the forehead. 4 stitches later we were still laughing our asses off. skee ball is a close second, only because it dispenses tickets. therefore, the ultimate would be an air hockey table that dispenses tickets.
 
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Round Two

Same Rules:

#1) For 6 Points Which is cooler:

Kit from Knight Ryder:

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The General Lee:

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or the old school Batmobile:

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#2) For 3 Points Which is cooler:

David Hasselhoff:

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Don Johnson:

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or Jose Canseco:

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Which is cooler for 7 points:


An Ax:

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A swiss army knife:

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or a cast Iron skillet:

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I decided to do a bonus this week which I will only do once in a while so:

For 10 Points who is Hotter?

Paula Zahn:

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Katie Couric:

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or Diane Sawyer:

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1. General Lee - Anything that has Daisy sit on it or in it has got to be one cool car. Kit had Hasselhoff (loser) and the Batmobile had guys in tights runnig the show. So an easy one here, with the General Lee.

2. Jose Canseco - He will live forever as the dude who let a fly ball bounce off his head and go over the fence for a homerun. (Hasselhoff (loser) and Johnson became a freak to look at much the way Burt Reynolds did in older age). So thanks to one infamous game in Cleveland Municipal Stadium, Canseco wins this one.

3. Ax - The visualization the ax gives in the saying, "he has an ax to grind" makes this the coolest of the three. (Swiss army knife is overrated and the cast iron skillet just isn't cool. I heard the latter from the pot and the kettle by the way)

Bonus: Tough one here, but I'll go with Paula Zahn. It is just a hunch, but I get the feeling that she is a wildcat in the sack and that really helps her score in my book.
 
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ok, i gotta catch up here but i swear i woulda had 13 if i didnt miss the first one.. ok.. first nightrider cuz i once managed to convince my lil brother that my car was listening to me and when i was talking to it (really just driving with my knees)

2. jose canseco, i dunno who else could provide us with hours of humor by having a baseball bounce off his head for a homerun?

3 the ax... i just like the weight of a good weapon, and those damn knives always had too much useless shit on em..

as for bonus, deffinitly katie couric... cmon she is the only one that is even really cute..
 
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1 - The General Lee. Anything ridden by Hasslehoff is automatically not cool. The Batmobile is a close second but gotta go with the General Lee. It's orange and Daisy Duke has sat in it. Need I say more?


2 - Jose Canseco. No way I could vote for Hasselhoff. Neither Miami Vice or Don Johnson was ever cool. Canseco was a bash brother and in their prime Jose had enough roids on board to kick Hasselhoff and Johnson's ass at the same time.


3 - A swiss army knife. An Ax is cool and can do a lot of damage but it's not as versatile as a swiss army knife. A frying pan to the back of the head can be an effective weapon but how cool is cooking? Swiss army has a file, screwdrivers, knife, bottle opener and a cork screw. No cork screw or opener, no booze. Swiss army knife wins hands down.


Bonus - Katie Couric. Paula Zahn is ok looking but doesn't excite me. Diane Sawyer is dried up. Katie is perky. She could have a wild side and is kinda cute.
 
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1) I'll go with Kit. The General Lee lost some of it's luster when they brought in Bo & Lukes cousins to drive around in it. Two dudes in tights just doesn't seem right... unless they're headed to San Fran to get married (not that there's anything wrong with that). Kit can cruise around by himself.... if you need more Jack for the jack and coke he can swing out and get it so you don't have to drink and drive.

2) Don Johnson - the man changed the fasion industry in the 80's. He made dress shoes with no socks and sport jackets with only a pink t-shirt cool. Everything the man came in contact with turned to gold.... Tubs was cool because he hung around with crocket. I almost went with Hasselhoff because... as we all know.... Germans love David Hasselhoff!

3) Iron Skillet - Perfect for camping. You can cook and defend your self from bears and the locals from the backwoods. You can refer to Ned Betty squeeling like a pig... if would have a heavy skillet with him he never would have been violated like he was.

Bonus - Katie Couric. Take one look at her legs..... nuff said.



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1. I love the old muscle cars, but Kit's attitude wins it for me - KIT

2. Not for Miami Vice, but the role he played in the movie "Melonie" - DON JOHNSON
( Conseco, the wife-beating,whining,snitch.Give me a break!)

3. Almost went with D.S., but Paula Zahn is just too hot!
PAULA ZAHN
 
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1-Has to be the batmobile.....if you get smashed at the bar...all you have to do is tell it to take you home....and it can fly...and if someone cuts you off in traffic you can blow them skyhigh....of course there is no way robin is getting in the mobile with me...no way....
kitt...no way...its a suped up trans am for crying out loud....all it needs is some curb feelers and it can be the official car of the Miami fan base....the redneck mobile didnt even have doors...theres no way im climbin in and out of windows all the time....try that when your drunk....

2-By default this catagory goes to Don Johnson. Jose the epitome of uncool...and, besides, i cant condone a wife beater. Hasselhoof doesnt even deserve mention here.....two things Johnson has....Hot Spot (a great movie where he bangs viginia madsen and jennifer connelly) and Tin Cup...

3-this is all that needs to be known about this catagory....
http://www.poster-pictures.com/164-Poster-Pictures-The-Shining.html

4-Have to agree with most of the others here....Katie is by far the winner....look at this photo...
http://www.katiecouric.us/Katie_Couric_06.jpg.htm
Katie is the classic perky spinner....with guns....not only could she beat the shiite out of the other two, but she makes 14 mill a year.....14 mill......
on a side note....id take catherine bosley as my anchor chick though....any anchorwoman who can get that wild in a wet t contest has to be fun...id post the pic but i only have fully nude ones of her..... :cheers:
 
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