Something you brag about, but no one cares about.

[tedginn05]

I have a 36 inch penis, but you know, I don't like to brag.:p

 

[Golferdow01]

I have a 36 inch penis, but you know, I don't like to brag.:p

Sucks to be you, mine's 37

 

[tedginn05]

Sucks to be you, mine's 37

Now thats just excessive.

 

[Golferdow01]

Now thats just excessive.

Tell that to the women...

 

[nicknc33]

I don't really even care but I met Bizzy Bone (Bone thugs & harmony). I don't even like rap.

 

[buckeyegrad]

I like to brag that I don't have to meet famous people in order to feel important. A lot of people don't seem to appreciate this attitude.

 

[bigtenbadboy]

- Beating Cie Grant in track
- Banging a hot lawyer chick :)
-Dad was very good friends with Rudy Tomjanovich (Houston Rockets former coach) in high school.
-Beating Chad Brinker in the 100 meters twice (former OU/NYJ running back reported, 4.2 40)
-beat Chuck Norris in a fist fight (okay, i made that one up)

 

[Jagdaddy]

I hung out with Evander Holyfield in a hotel for awhile.

Geez, in light of his Kempitude I hope you didn't get pregnant.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I like to brag that I don't have to meet famous people in order to feel important. A lot of people don't seem to appreciate this attitude.

I've met famous people, but I'm not easily impressed. I understand where you're coming from...

 

[Golferdow01]

Geez, in light of his Kempitude I hope you didn't get pregnant.

I'm a guy you fucking moron...

 

[NFBuck]

I have never called off, or been late to a day of work. And I had lunch with Chuck Yeager.

 

[iambrutus]

sammy hagar pushed one of my friends and told him to get the fuck out of the way. we were standing at the bar, and there was a fight on the other side of the place, sammy flew across the bar to break it up, it was pretty fucking funny

 

[DEBuckeye]

I drank beer out of the Stanley Cup in a bar in Detroit once.

My aunt knows Mr. T. Fool.

 

[Thump]

I drank beer out of the Stanley Cup in a bar in Detroit once.

My aunt knows Mr. T. Fool.

You do know people have taken shits in the Stanley Cup before right?

 

[osugrad21]

You do know people have taken shits in the Stanley Cup before right?

I'm sure the chemicals in Mario Lemieux's pool took care on any dingleberries...