So, who is at work?

[GreenwoodBuck]

I'm a team leader @ Colgate-Palmolive. We just happen to manufacture body wash, hand soap ( anti- bacterial included), and deodorant at my facility. Although employees are protected for missing work right now, as long as I have a crew, I'll be there.

 

[BigWoof31]

Mrs. Woof and I are both in IT services and both mandated to WFH till April 3rd. Thus far, it's been pretty easy and there hasn't been too many issues with work space, noise or getting into each others space.


My biggest fear is not the virus itself, its that when we're done with this shit she's gonna be pregnant again

 

[JCOSU86]

I'm actually in IT. Our company has 100 licenses for VPN connections to the network. That has been waaaay enough. Until now. Everyone needs to wfh, that's about 700 people. I got on a vpn connection and have been sitting on it since 8:00 am. Lol

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Were it not for the inter webs telling me that something is amiss... and the kids now having their first experience in online learning, I’d know that nothing is different.

That said, I’ve worked from home for a long time now. Just another day in my office at home working away...

Hope everyone is hanging in there and not going stir crazy.

I’ve grown to love this work from home life. Enjoy it while you can!

 

[BayBuck]

Stopped by the office for a couple hours to grab all my equipment and files, and now I’m teleworking, indefinitely.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I'm at work as usual because ho's ain't going to motivate themselves.

 

[Crump's brother]

My teaching gig is over for the time being. Two weeks at least. It took me very little time to post lessons online-my chicos are already prepared.

So I find myself in the tax office again, getting paid two FT checks this week. My office has three other people in it, and I don't even see them.

 

[Dryden]

My biggest fear is not the virus itself, its that when we're done with this shit she's gonna be pregnant again

My fear is my wife will start her period this weekend and it will last until mid-April.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I'm at work as usual because ho's ain't going to motivate themselves.

My fear is my wife will start her period this weekend and it will last until mid-April.

Perhaps my business can be of assistance.

 

[muffler dragon]

My biggest fear is not the virus itself, its that when we're done with this shit she's gonna be pregnant again

Getting a lot of deliveries, huh?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

This is so much worse than the movie. At least in the movie Gwyneth Paltrow would already be dead.

 

[Jagdaddy]

This is so much worse than the movie. At least in the movie Gwyneth Paltrow would already be dead.

Dissolved into a pile of goop perhaps?

 

[buckeyebri]

My wife’s office is doing staggered hours. What the actual fuck is that? There will be 5-6 hours of time where they’re all there. Instead of looking at how folks can work from home, this is your solution?

So today’s gem from my wife’s company is that you can take up to a monthlong off without pay. Someone will do your job and we won’t hold it against you. Well Yeah, it’s called FMLA you assholes. But, hey way to step up to the plate and show your employees just how much you care.

when she brought up working rotating shifts to minimize contact, she was told everyone wants to work the early shift so that wouldn’t work. Again, nice job of considering options that support the entire staff.

She’s the only one that does what she does, so she’s heavily considering telling them to get fucked.

 

[Dryden]

My fear is my wife will start her period this weekend and it will last until mid-April.

Tonight I noticed there are three boxes of tampons on the back of the toilet.

I guess I’m going to strengthen my immune system by myself.

 

[OHSportsFan]