Skimpy Prom Dress Lands Houston teen in cuffs

[BUCKYLE]

"They didn't give me any options but to go to jail or go home"

So you chose jail? I'm moving to Canada.

 

[JCOSU86]

She forgot to put on her tits.....

 

[3074326]

I don't blame them for arresting her, it looks like shit.

 

[Folanator]

She looks like she might have a bigger cock than most of this board put together.

 

[Brutus1]

She looks like she might have a bigger cock than most of this board put together.

Prom Police: You can't wear that skank outfit in here.

Chick with skimpy dress: "Go eat a bag of dicks, my date Jeffcat likes it"

 

[DaytonBuck]

I'm surprised she didn't just wrap herself in yellow saran-wrap. Would've saved a lot of money, and been about the same look and quality wise.

I saw a girl at OU Halloween who just wore clear saran wrap for a shirt

 

[BuckNutty]

I saw a girl at OU Halloween who just wore clear saran wrap for a shirt

How is your sister?

 

[shetuck]

How is your sister?

Nuh-tee...

 

[DaytonBuck]

How is your sister?

She works the main stage at Columbus Gold on Mondays and Fridays

 

[scarletandgrey]

How is your sister?

ZING...

 

[BuckNutty]

She works the main state at Columbus Gold on Mondays and Fridays

She's not lactating is she?

 

[CCI]

Jeffcat is going to get lucky

 

[elliemae]

Well, she looks terrible.

As for what she is wearing, who cares?

Yep,the mustache looks bad too!

 

[scarletandgrey]

She works the main state at Columbus Gold on Mondays and Fridays

Wait you watch your sister lactate?

Nuh-Tee beat me to it