SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[ScriptOhio]

Flashback to 2016.....



Christ: Jim Harbaugh Caught Drinking Milk Right Out Of The Cow’s Udder

Earlier today Michigan head coach, Jim Harbaugh, was found lying on the floor of his office, drinking milk straight from a cow’s udder.

After offering our reporters a glass, Harbaugh later claimed that this is not an activity that he participates in regularly, but “due to the stress of the season, hey why not?”

“Errr it’s October here, and I’m getting a little nervous about the big games,” Harbaugh said after lifting his khakis to his face to wipe the milk away. “It’s nice to come in here and know Sunflower can hold me over between practices. Don’t even have to run to the store.”

Harbaugh’s wife, Sarah, claims she finds this behavior a bit strange, but it does keep him from yelling during the fall.

Entire article: https://theblacksheeponline.com/national/christ-jim-harbaugh-caught-drinking-milk-right-cows-udder

 

[Steve19]

I don't think that was an udder and I don't think that was milk.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I don't think that was an udder and I don't think that was milk.

Probably still not his worst Thursday ever

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[NFBuck]

Flashback to 2016.....



Christ: Jim Harbaugh Caught Drinking Milk Right Out Of The Cow’s Udder

Earlier today Michigan head coach, Jim Harbaugh, was found lying on the floor of his office, drinking milk straight from a cow’s udder.

After offering our reporters a glass, Harbaugh later claimed that this is not an activity that he participates in regularly, but “due to the stress of the season, hey why not?”

“Errr it’s October here, and I’m getting a little nervous about the big games,” Harbaugh said after lifting his khakis to his face to wipe the milk away. “It’s nice to come in here and know Sunflower can hold me over between practices. Don’t even have to run to the store.”

Harbaugh’s wife, Sarah, claims she finds this behavior a bit strange, but it does keep him from yelling during the fall.

Entire article: https://theblacksheeponline.com/national/christ-jim-harbaugh-caught-drinking-milk-right-cows-udder

I can think of something better than the udders for the top left...

 

[Zurp]

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/how-do-teens-today-view-harbaugh
How do teens view Harbaugh? The original poster also asks what other members of the site think of Harbaugh.

He’s beaten every B1G team but one. Most of them by double digits, multiple times.

Gotta beat osu and gotta win postseason games. It’s almost impossible to reach the B1G title game without beating them.

And even if maryland had beaten osu in 2018 and we did make the B1G title game and won, it would’ve been with a big “yeah, but” from everyone.

In 5 years, the supposed "quarterback whisperer" and "one of the top 5 coaches at any level in the country" SHOULD have beaten every division opponent at least once. The only team(s) he might not have beaten would maybe be a team from the opposite division that he played once, and caught them during an abnormal "up" year. So, if his first sentence is supposed to be a positive for Harbaugh, that's like saying that your barber gets points for putting your cape on.

 

[pnuts34]

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/how-do-teens-today-view-harbaugh
How do teens view Harbaugh? The original poster also asks what other members of the site think of Harbaugh.



In 5 years, the supposed "quarterback whisperer" and "one of the top 5 coaches at any level in the country" SHOULD have beaten every division opponent at least once. The only team(s) he might not have beaten would maybe be a team from the opposite division that he played once, and caught them during an abnormal "up" year. So, if his first sentence is supposed to be a positive for Harbaugh, that's like saying that your barber gets points for putting your cape on.

Not to mention that he's a top 3 highest paid coach in the sport. And his rivals 1st year HC boat raced him and he makes a fraction of his salary...

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Not to mention that he's a top 3 highest paid coach in the sport. And his rivals 1st year HC boat raced him and he makes a fraction of his salary...

I hope that very soon, this is no longer a point which can be raised... as it were...

 

[pnuts34]

I hope that very soon, this is no longer a point which can be raised... as it were...

Agreed!

 

[ScriptOhio]

Name a job that you can completely suck at and still keep your job

And I was going to guess "female porn star".......

 

[NFBuck]

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/how-do-teens-today-view-harbaugh
How do teens view Harbaugh? The original poster also asks what other members of the site think of Harbaugh.



In 5 years, the supposed "quarterback whisperer" and "one of the top 5 coaches at any level in the country" SHOULD have beaten every division opponent at least once. The only team(s) he might not have beaten would maybe be a team from the opposite division that he played once, and caught them during an abnormal "up" year. So, if his first sentence is supposed to be a positive for Harbaugh, that's like saying that your barber gets points for putting your cape on.

6-2
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5-4
7-1
6-3

The guy has gone 32-12 in five seasons...meaning he loses on average 2-3 games in conference per season. Just like Llllllllloyd did. This not a guy who is dominating everyone and just has an Ohio State bugaboo. He's lost to sparty, Wiscy and the pedtards multiple times.

 

[NFBuck]

How do teens view Harbaugh?

 

[OregonBuckeye]

I was thinking more like

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

I was thinking more like

That appears to be a case of “Molly meets Jeffrey Dahmer”; Jimbo is more in the “Forrest Gump on acid” lane

 

[MaxBuck]

Any truth to the rumor that an armed militia planned to kidnap Hairball and ransom him for a bag of footballs and a quart of Jim Beam?