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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

Wait are one his children actually special needs? I won’t touch that if that’s the case but I’m just asking.

I'm pretty sure the last one is. Jimbo had his wife to spit him out in her mid 40s, and he's got a forehead like a drive-in movie screen. Now,I'm sure that he's a wonderful little joy, but you don't teach him to run a power mower. Christ, I'm a little horrified at SimpLLLLLe Jim using one. Perhaps that's UM's plan to get out of his contract.

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a blast from the past 12/28/14

With Jim Harbaugh, Michigan can count on success


"When you combine a great brand name with a great coach, everything else follows and nothing else matters. With one well-timed and perfectly orchestrated push for Jim Harbaugh, Michigan is back and so is the Big Ten"

"We know because the history of college football tells us that the marriage of Jim Harbaugh and Michigan is too big to fail, just like it was obvious that Nick Saban would win championships at Alabama and Urban Meyer would have Ohio State humming in no time."

"That's what Harbaugh-to-Michigan means because that's the essence of the sport. The rise and fall of the brand names is bigger than the games themselves, and now all we have to do is wait for Harbaugh to get Michigan to the party.

"Because that's what is going to happen. He's too good, he's too determined, and the fundamental things that make Michigan Michigan still haven't changed."

"Recruits are going to come. The culture is going to change. The wins will follow. And Harbaugh will prove once again that tradition eventually rises to its level in college football. Always does, always will."



:slappy:

Dan Wolken folks

Did. Not.Age. Well.


 
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a blast from the past 12/28/14

"Recruits are going to come. The culture is going to change. The wins will follow. And Harbaugh will prove once again that tradition eventually rises to its level in college football. Always does, always will."

:slappy:

Dan Wolken folks

Did. Not.Age. Well.
The thing is, the Michigan tradition is rising to its level in college football. 3-4 losses per year and lots of arrogance IS their tradition.
 
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a blast from the past 12/28/14

With Jim Harbaugh, Michigan can count on success


"When you combine a great brand name with a great coach, everything else follows and nothing else matters. With one well-timed and perfectly orchestrated push for Jim Harbaugh, Michigan is back and so is the Big Ten"

"We know because the history of college football tells us that the marriage of Jim Harbaugh and Michigan is too big to fail, just like it was obvious that Nick Saban would win championships at Alabama and Urban Meyer would have Ohio State humming in no time."

"That's what Harbaugh-to-Michigan means because that's the essence of the sport. The rise and fall of the brand names is bigger than the games themselves, and now all we have to do is wait for Harbaugh to get Michigan to the party.

"Because that's what is going to happen. He's too good, he's too determined, and the fundamental things that make Michigan Michigan still haven't changed."

"Recruits are going to come. The culture is going to change. The wins will follow. And Harbaugh will prove once again that tradition eventually rises to its level in college football. Always does, always will."



:slappy:

Dan Wolken folks

Did. Not.Age. Well.
This made my day/week/month. Seriously.
 
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the history of college football tells us that the marriage of Jim Harbaugh and Michigan is too big to fail, just like it was obvious that Nick Saban would win championships at Alabama and Urban Meyer would have Ohio State humming in no time.

I would tell you not to listen the history of college football if this is what he/she told you. Also, history may be really drunk.
 
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"we actually tried to put the big ten co-championship trophy... and frankly it's actually an unamerican atrocity that such a thing exisits... but we actually tried to put that thing in a trophy case in Schembechler hall... and.. a move of such cosmic self own that I felt my sperm count lower in real time as I even just said this out loud."

I gotta give credit where credit is due... that's a classic.
 
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