That's the look of a man who is still drawing paychecks from jobs he was fired from years ago.
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That's the look of a man who is still drawing paychecks from jobs he was fired from years ago.
He looks like he either just realized there is an all-you-can-eat buffet across the street from the practice field or he just [Mark May] his pants.
That's the look of a man who is still drawing paychecks from jobs he was fired from years ago.
Very impressive indeed. However, there are some questions about exactly how a player comes to be on this list, and former Buckeyes linebacker Ryan Shazier has one of those questions.
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Why am I in this picture? There is absolutely no connection with him or tTUN. @OhioStFootball #GoBucks
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8:06 PM - 19 Aug 2016
Shazier is in the photo (upper middle, second-row from the top next to a Buffalo Bills player and Jason Witten), but the former Plantation High School (Florida) linebacker, who first committed to Urban Meyer and Florida before flipping to Jim Tressel and Ohio State, clearly has no affiliation with Harbaugh or Michigan.
So, that makes you think, right? When did Jim Harbaugh coach Jason Witten? Witten was a standout at Tennessee and has spent his entire NFL career in Dallas. No. 92 for the Bengals in the upper-left? That’s either James Harrison (Kent State) or Pat Sims (Auburn) and so it’s unclear how they ended up in the picture either for that matter.
What about Sebastian Janikowski? The left-footed kicker from Florida State has been an Oakland Raider his entire career (since 2000) and Harbaugh coached quarterbacks in Oakland (2002-2003), so are they claiming Harbaugh developed Janikowski at Florida State, or as a kicker in the NFL? Maybe just as a person? It also appears that former Stanford offensive lineman Jonathan Martin, who Harbaugh did coach at Stanford, is in the graphic twice, once as a Miami Dolphin (No. 71 in the middle left) and as a 49er (No. 71, upper-left).
Also, while we’re asking the big questions here, what the heck does “106 scholarships” mean? Is the suggestion that Harbaugh has only offered 106 players in his head coaching career? That doesn’t make a whole lot of sense of course, since according to 247Sports.com Michigan has offered 293 student-athletes in the 2017 recruiting classalone.
Can we get some clarity here? Anyone?
Jake Rudddock counts as ten, because HARBAUGH!!!!11!1!He coaches at Stanford from 07 to 10. So he can claim the 08-11 drafts. Maybe 12, but that's a bit of a stretch.
Stanford had their worst drafts ever in 08 and 09 with zero players drafted. He had 3 in 10 and 4 in 11 and heck let's give him the 4 in 12. I'm feeling generous, let's give him the 3 in 13 as well. I can't give him credit for the 14 class that required 3 years of development after he left.
At ttun he has only one year and I would be disinclined to give him credit for any of those. But because I'm feeling generous I'll let him have those 3.
So in all reality his real number is players drafted is 7-11, but you could stretch it to 17, but that's a big stretch. So unless you count every player he recruited and never coached and every player he had as a freshman you can add 12 to that number (the 14 and 15 Stanford classes combined, even double dipping in 2015 with Stanford and ttun). That's only 29. But with that you also have to include 9 years (2 for 2015) of 25 person recruiting classes and that bumps 106 scholarships to 225. I can't even imagine how convoluted they had to be to get 225 to 106 and 29 to 60.
It was a joke. I don't do math.