SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[ORD_Buckeye]

Hairball’s awkward moment from his presser today (verbatim, not made up):

“Despite that noise, our locker room’s in one piece. And, uh, like that for me, locker room, a lot like my mom’s bathing suits - like to see them in one piece.”

Narcissist who thinks that anything he says is witty and brilliant.

 

[AKAK]

Hairball’s awkward moment from his presser today (verbatim, not made up):

“Despite that noise, our locker room’s in one piece. And, uh, like that for me, locker room, a lot like my mom’s bathing suits - like to see them in one piece.”

Is he trying to head off Yo Momma jokes?

Yo Momma's bathing suits so ugly... oh... yeah one piece, strong point.

 

[NFBuck]

Still a lowdown dirty (suspended) cheater.

 

[Thump]

 

[BuckBackHome]

Booger Eater is also quoting Ted Lasso. Glad an imaginary character is his source since he imagines himself a great coach even without the cheating (alleged), suspensions, rejections from the NFL, and terminations.

 

[briegg]

Was directly asked about his respect for tOSU coaching staff. Totally ducked the question. Unprofessional asshat. You can actually hear the mouth breathing. God he’s easy to hate.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Narcissist who thinks that anything he says is witty and brilliant.

It’s a fine line between narcissistic and stupid.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

It’s a fine line between narcissistic and stupid.

And another fine line that encircles both on the Venn Diagram

And other fine lines that spell out the name "JIM" in the center of that circle

 

[Steve19]

Victims of this cheating scandal must demand that the NCAA require TCUN to forfeit games, not vacate their wins.

 

[brodybuck21]

 

[Wingate1217]

What an assclown!

 

[Oregonbuck]

What an assclown!

He knows how to play to his base of assclowns.

He's also the one leaking info to the media and then playing up to it in his press conferences.

 

[3074326]

 

[Steve19]

Actually, I think it is relevant, Jim. We never respected you. You're a cheating clown. Your entire internalized sense of self-worth is about to be exposed in what could be the largest cheating scandal in the history of college football and maybe the largest betting scandal as well.

Ass maggot

 

[NFBuck]

Cheater, cheater, booger eater.