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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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CincyInterloper said:
Personally, I want Simple Jim coaching in The Game this year so he goes out with a loss. Not sure he'll hold on that long.
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I think it's going to depend on how cooperative Harbaugh is as the rest of the NCAAs investigation plays out. Considering him not being cooperative at all has got them to this point we stand at currently, I don't think it's going to end well. This is where they really are going to miss biff. Without the tard wrangler around Harbaugh is free to act how he wants. Which is not a good thing for Michigan. Warde and Ono certainly aren't capable of keeping him from acting like a fool. And as mentioned multiple times already those 2 will sacrifice Harbaugh for their own well being the second they have to.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
tsun found an effective 'tard wrangler for what, two years?

A job like that, at a school like that should be lifetime, highly compensated employment for anyone. The one good one they found managed to put up with that idiot for ~2 years.

I hope they got their rocks off on this little 2-3 year post covid manipulation era of success because the book is about to shut on this chapter. Hard.
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We're getting JaxBuck back folks ....

I've missed you brother. Time for Day to skull-fuck Jimmy and watch him skulk off to wherever ....
 
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zbuck said:
We're getting JaxBuck back folks ....

I've missed you brother. Time for Day to skull-fuck Jimmy and watch him skulk off to wherever ....
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Somebody still has to show they can go up there and win The Game on the field but the NCAA is going to end the Harbaugh era regardless, imo.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Somebody still has to show they can go up there and win The Game on the field but the NCAA is going to end the Harbaugh era regardless, imo.
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Even more important now, not that it was not before, but we do not want that assclown going out on a high note. Their "big run" needs to end in flames, losing to us and with yes the culmination being Harbaugh going down on the altar of the NCAA. (Hopefully making Michigan look very bad as a institution on the way out)
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
"Self imposing" a 3 game ban against 3 absolute tomato cans should please no one.
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I want those 3 games to be at the end of their schedule because it is a bitch move to only have him out against horrible competition. However, as someone else mentioned, I want him coaching The Game against us to send him out on the lowest note humanly possible.

jakenick06 said:
Like the details of the practices that happened immediately after they ducked the apocalyptic ass kicking they were set to receive in 2020.
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I have hated every coach at ttun for the duration of my life simply because of the rivalry. However, Hairball is in rarified grounds for that shit. You simply do not cancel The Game after over 100+ years of it being played. He is a former ttun player and should know better than that, Carr or Schembechler would have never pulled that shit. Simple Jim never gets an excuse for that and my non-OSU friends are somehow in awe of that sentiment, but it is an outright disrespect to the best rivalry in all of sports. I will hate Simple Jim to the very end for doing that.

buckeyemania11 said:
Even more important now, not that it was not before, but we do not want that assclown going out on a high note. Their "big run" needs to end in flames, losing to us and with yes the culmination being Harbaugh going down on the altar of the NCAA. (Hopefully making Michigan look very bad as a institution on the way out)
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Adds extra motivation (as if we needed it as you mentioned). They had their blip on the radar, now lets ruin their party in AA and send Hairball packing in disgrace. The lack of high note makes me want to train to get on the field to beat them, he deserves zero respect on the way out.
 
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Another note, This of course will in no way stop DFBIA from continuing to pretend like scUM is some pious entity who never does any wrong. It will be interesting to see the road those buffoons' take though if the NCAA does indeed help show Harbaugh the door. Depending on the severity of the final findings, Will they turn on him and claim he was a rogue cheater all along and that the university "can't be blamed for that!"? or will they act like he is some martyr who was "wrongfully taken down by a desperately clinging for life organization" and forever pretend like this was all "just about a cheeseburger". Entertaining it would be.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
Another note, This of course will in no way stop DFBIA from continuing to pretend like scUM is some pious entity who never does any wrong. It will be interesting to see the road those buffoons' take though if the NCAA does indeed help show Harbaugh the door. Depending on the severity of the final findings, Will they turn on him and claim he was a rogue cheater all along and that the university "can't be blamed for that!"? or will they act like he is some martyr who was "wrongfully taken down by a desperately clinging for life organization" and forever pretend like this was all "just about a cheeseburger". Entertaining it would be.
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Penn State fans still think they do it better and cleaner than anyone else and their coach was railroaded.

Point being, delusional people stay delusional by and large. If you are hoping for a mea culpa from those assholes, you are going to be disappointed.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
Seems like scUM might know the NCAA is going to come up with further findings in their ongoing investigation of Harbaugh. So this is a prayer to try to sway them to keep any additional punishment less harsh. Either that or Warde is a fucking idiot and completely botching this whole thing. Both great possibilities.

Either way there's no way Harbaugh is happy with this. Feels like he really wanted to serve zero suspension and the University is completely spineless and not going to bat at all for him.
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Bingo. They don't want them digging around in what we all know is a graveyard of skeletons.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
DFBIA really believes that Manuel and now Ono are going to be the ones fired because of this. Lol! Even though it's 100% obvious they are already ready to throw Harbaugh directly under the bus if shit really hits the fan.
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Warde could bite it, but Ono isn't taking the fall for anyone.

buckeyemania11 said:
I think it's going to depend on how cooperative Harbaugh is as the rest of the NCAAs investigation plays out. Considering him not being cooperative at all has got them to this point we stand at currently, I don't think it's going to end well. This is where they really are going to miss biff. Without the tard wrangler around Harbaugh is free to act how he wants. Which is not a good thing for Michigan. Warde and Ono certainly aren't capable of keeping him from acting like a fool. And as mentioned multiple times already those 2 will sacrifice Harbaugh for their own well being the second they have to.
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Im sure Harbaugh thinks this has been a series of 5d chess moves where they won by lowering the NCAA punishment.

Sadly though, it could be true. Telling NCAA to get fucked has worked for everyone since Sandusky. We're the only school dumb enough to play along.

I sure hope this implodes.
 
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kujirakira said:
Warde could bite it, but Ono isn't taking the fall for anyone.



Im sure Harbaugh thinks this has been a series of 5d chess moves where they won by lowering the NCAA punishment.

Sadly though, it could be true. Telling NCAA to get fucked has worked for everyone since Sandusky. We're the only school dumb enough to play along.

I sure hope this implodes.
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This is the only time I've seen the NCAA respond to "Fuck you" with a "no, fuck you" since Sandusky though.

I think he made it easy for them and they are going to drop a hammer. No one else made it easy, they refused to cooperate or whatever. Sounds like they have the goods and they can prove he lied.

Also, unlike the SEC schools tsun will sell the coach down the river in a nanosecond if they think it protects the schools image somehow.
 
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