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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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Everything Great About Ohio State Football: The Undisputed Compendium Paperback – February 8, 2022​

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Never before has the rich history of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team been so thoroughly examined — from their first game in 1890 up to today's modern era and the greatest rivalry matchup in college sports known simply as “The Game.” Everyone passionate about the Buckeyes will agree that this compendium captures "Everything Great About Ohio State Football." Accordingly, all the pages of the book have been intentionally left BLANK!

Sherenco’s piece — which can be purchased for $6.99 — is listed within Amazon’s “humor and entertainment” section.

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Jim Harbaugh reading up on 'Everything Great About Ohio State Football,' with a twist

Michigan Wolverines football head coach Jim Harbaugh has been reading up on 'Everything Great About Ohio State Football,' with a twist.
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Jim Harbaugh reading up on 'Everything Great About Ohio State Football,' with a twist​


 
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Gardner was asked how serious he thought Harbaugh considered a return to the NFL this offseason and said that he believes Harbaugh's goal is to win the Super Bowl one day.

"My whole stance on it from the beginning has been Harbaugh has given a lot to the University of Michigan, even before this past two years," Gardner said. "I thought he had given a lot to the University of Michigan. But at this point, he has given almost everything, obviously, having almost won the national championship, beating Ohio State in back-to-back years and winning the Big Ten championship.

"His goal — this is probably from Little Harbaugh, running around and playing baseball with himself against the wall, playing all the positions — he probably always wanted to play football in the NFL and go win a Super Bowl. He had an opportunity to go try to do that, and he didn't finish the job. And guess who he lost to? If anybody out there has siblings, it feels terrible to have to go to Thanksgiving when you lost to your brother in the Super Bowl. I'm just telling you. I can only imagine, and the competitor that he is. That is something that he still wants to do. He wants to win a Super Bowl."
 
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Gardner was asked how serious he thought Harbaugh considered a return to the NFL this offseason and said that he believes Harbaugh's goal is to win the Super Bowl one day.

"My whole stance on it from the beginning has been Harbaugh has given a lot to the University of Michigan, even before this past two years," Gardner said. "I thought he had given a lot to the University of Michigan. But at this point, he has given almost everything, obviously, having almost won the national championship, beating Ohio State in back-to-back years and winning the Big Ten championship.

"His goal — this is probably from Little Harbaugh, running around and playing baseball with himself against the wall, playing all the positions — he probably always wanted to play football in the NFL and go win a Super Bowl. He had an opportunity to go try to do that, and he didn't finish the job. And guess who he lost to? If anybody out there has siblings, it feels terrible to have to go to Thanksgiving when you lost to your brother in the Super Bowl. I'm just telling you. I can only imagine, and the competitor that he is. That is something that he still wants to do. He wants to win a Super Bowl."
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I'm telling ya; nobody at Michigan is going to say it, and we may well work out a big contract extension that soothes recruits and makes it look like he's staying for the next 8 years - but this feels like Jim's last season at Michigan. Maybe, second last, if someone can talk McCarthy into staying for all four years.
 
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Gardner was asked how serious he thought Harbaugh considered a return to the NFL this offseason and said that he believes Harbaugh's goal is to win the Super Bowl one day.

"My whole stance on it from the beginning has been Harbaugh has given a lot to the University of Michigan, even before this past two years," Gardner said. "I thought he had given a lot to the University of Michigan. But at this point, he has given almost everything, obviously, having almost won the national championship, beating Ohio State in back-to-back years and winning the Big Ten championship.

"His goal — this is probably from Little Harbaugh, running around and playing baseball with himself against the wall, playing all the positions — he probably always wanted to play football in the NFL and go win a Super Bowl. He had an opportunity to go try to do that, and he didn't finish the job. And guess who he lost to? If anybody out there has siblings, it feels terrible to have to go to Thanksgiving when you lost to your brother in the Super Bowl. I'm just telling you. I can only imagine, and the competitor that he is. That is something that he still wants to do. He wants to win a Super Bowl."
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I'm so confused. The article said something about an ex-*ichigan star, but then it has quotes from Devin Gardner. I read the whole article and I didn't see anything from anyone who can be considered a "star". Maybe Gardner knows someone who was a star at *ichigan? And he quoted him for the article? Maybe.
 
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They're already trying to play it off that Ono convinced Simple Jim to stay. The only people who convinced him to stay were the Broncos when they didn't give him the job.

I mean just look at the expression on the simpleton's face. If it wasn't for the foosball, don't tell me that motherfucker wouldn't have ended up as a Times Square jizz mopper. And juggalono grinning like the smarmy conman that he is.

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"Talk about make no oath for the future, I think he's honest about that," John said of Jim. "That's probably the difference with him and all these other guys who act like they aren't open about opportunities that come along. Jim's open about it, I think his players respect that, his coaches respect that. He's just an open book, man. He's a fun guy to be around. The Michigan guys here, they just laugh about how fun it is to play there and what a good guy he is. So I think he's at Michigan for life probably, but then again maybe god's got other plans so we'll see."
 
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"Talk about make no oath for the future, I think he's honest about that," John said of Jim. "That's probably the difference with him and all these other guys who act like they aren't open about opportunities that come along. Jim's open about it, I think his players respect that, his coaches respect that. He's just an open book, man. He's a fun guy to be around. The Michigan guys here, they just laugh about how fun it is to play there and what a good guy he is. So I think he's at Michigan for life probably, but then again maybe god's got other plans so we'll see."
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Honest? You mean like how last year he said it was over and did it again this year John?
 
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"Talk about make no oath for the future, I think he's honest about that," John said of Jim. "That's probably the difference with him and all these other guys who act like they aren't open about opportunities that come along. Jim's open about it, I think his players respect that, his coaches respect that. He's just an open book, man. He's a fun guy to be around. The Michigan guys here, they just laugh about how fun it is to play there and what a good guy he is. So I think he's at Michigan for life probably, but then again maybe god's got other plans so we'll see."
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i loathe both those douchebags. sheesh
 
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