SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[Dryden]

How small-minded and insolent that you even raise this question.

“Small-minded and insolent.”

In 2005 when I was sincerely trying to help Will and Jo and Vince keep this board afloat by offering my services gratis, I felt an obligation to this site.

And you have the temerity to call me small-minded and insolent 17 years later? Fuck all the way off. Fuck you, you ignorant asshole.

 

[shetuck]

“Small-minded and insolent.”

In 2005 when I was sincerely trying to help Will and Jo and Vince keep this board afloat by offering my services gratis, I felt an obligation to this site.

And you have the temerity to call me small-minded and insolent 17 years later? Fuck all the way off. Fuck you, you ignorant asshole.

No offense intended. I should have included a sarcasm mark. Apologies...

 

[Dryden]

No offense intended. I should have included a sarcasm mark. Apologies...

I think I understand the misunderstanding that happened.here. We’re good.

 

[BB73]

So the reporting is saying that a “multigame suspension” is possible for Hairball’s transgressions.

Holy shit! If he doesn’t get an NFL job, and since they have another killer non-conference schedule this fall, he could miss home games against East Carolina, UNLV, and perhaps even Bowling Green!

 

[gmen6981]

So the reporting is saying that a “multigame suspension” is possible for Hairball’s transgressions.

Holy shit! If he doesn’t get an NFL job, and since they have another killer non-conference schedule this fall, he could miss home games against East Carolina, UNLV, and perhaps even Bowling Green!

They're doomed.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

So we all know exactly what is happening now with the "reports" of all the NFL interest. He heard he's getting a spanking from the NCAA, so his agent is putting out stories about NFL interest in hopes that the NFL actually has interest.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Yeah, but Harbaugh’s wiring also renders him incapable of cooperating with reporters in a Big Ten teleconference.

Like, he’s gotta be the first coach in NCAA history to receive a Level I violation because of a core, non-nefarious character trait.

There is nothing “non-nefarious” about anything any head coach at tsun does. Ever.

 

[Zem]

There is nothing “non-nefarious” about anything any head coach at tsun does. Ever.

Recruiting during the Covid moratorium in 2020 is quite nefarious. Time to bring the hammer down.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Right up this holier-than-thou fuck's wheelhouse to refuse to cooperate. If it's his program, then by definition it is 100% pure. Also fits perfectly into why--despite last year's promise and a clause in his contract that he can be fired with cause for initiating a job search--he seems to be in full skirt hiking mode. "Harbaugh hates what college football has become" translates in reality to "Harbaugh hates that the NCAA caught him lying to them."

 

[buckeyemania11]

Remember when Harbaugh was accusing Day of breaking da rules? Terribly ironic

 

[Zem]

The two-game winning streak in The Game just didn't make sense. This explains everything; it's all coming together now.

 

[AKAK]

Right up this holier-than-thou fuck's wheelhouse to refuse to cooperate. If it's his program, then by definition it is 100% pure. Also fits perfectly into why--despite last year's promise and a clause in his contract that he can be fired with cause for initiating a job search--he seems to be in full skirt hiking mode. "Harbaugh hates what college football has become" translates in reality to "Harbaugh hates that the NCAA caught him lying to them."

 

[Buckeye86]

The two-game winning streak in The Game just didn't make sense. This explains everything; it's all coming together now.

Bitching out of the 2020 game is what turned the tables, not some stupid bullshit rule violation the NCAA wants to enforce.

Skipping the ass beating they had coming to them in 2020 completely flipped the rosters on both teams and changed the dynamic of the rivalry.

 

[kujirakira]

Recruiting during the Covid moratorium in 2020 is quite nefarious. Time to bring the hammer down.

Just like kids giving away their personal possessions for tats is super nefarious.

It's the HC lying about it that becomes the real issue.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Bitching out of the 2020 game is what turned the tables, not some stupid bullshit rule violation the NCAA wants to enforce.

Skipping the ass beating they had coming to them in 2020 completely flipped the rosters on both teams and changed the dynamic of the rivalry.

I mean, they pretend they woulda beat us in 2020 and totally ignore that they ducked that game. So we can pretend that Harbaugh breaking da rules contributed to their "success". Right? lol.