SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[OHSportsFan]

So much effort put in by googling "annual goals" and making slight changes.

Jesus. That looks like something a middle-schooler would write.

These were my first thoughts. Looks like a manager asked him to lay out his SMART/KPI/OKR goals for the year and he had no clue what to do so he had to look up what to say. It's an idiot's idea of a what a smart person would say.

I seriously cannot look at that and not laugh.

 

[Bucklion]

I like “not be afraid of any man” myself...like what is he Chuck Norris now?

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Jaxbuck]

"Be a member of the 2021 Big Ten and National Championship tsun team"

 

[Abenaki]

Be a member of the 2021 Big Ten and National Championship Michigan Football Team

 

[Systems_id]

I love how “Beat Ohio State” is nowhere to be found on that list lol. Dude must be planning to duck OSU again because that the only way he’s even sniffing a B1G Championship.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

So.... If he made not being scared of any man, moment, or circumstance in 2021.... can we assume that he really IS a coward who was afraid of a man, moment, or circumstance in 2020... specifically, Ryan Day, The Game, and having a shitty fucking team, respectively?

 

[Jaxbuck]

If Simple Jim actually wrote that (which seems plausible) it's tremendous insight into the brain behind the enemy.

As we have long suspected, he must have the emotional development of a 12 year old. Those are not goals. They are behaviors/quasi mission statements, and laughably simplistic ones at that.

Also, if you have to call out "Do not be scared..." well then, you are scared and are don't have the first clue on how to actually handle it (see my macro point of emotional retardation).

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Any thoughts on if we'll see a dfbia wearing a "6" jersey with the name "INDIVIDUAL GOALS"

 

[Jaxbuck]

Any thoughts on if we'll see a dfbia wearing a "6" jersey with the name "INDIVIDUAL GOALS"

Not sure that we'll have the pleasure of seeing it digitally captured but I am almost certain it will be out there.

and for the record, I feel #7 should have been "Find my baseball"

 

[BayBuck]

This is hilarious

#1 looks familiar...

 

[Systems_id]

An OSU coach would be fired on the spot if half of that list didn’t consist of “Beat Michigan’s ass”.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Not sure that we'll have the pleasure of seeing it digitally captured but I am almost certain it will be out there.

and for the record, I feel #7 should have been "Find my baseball"

Not to be pedantic while being pedantic, but the proper nomenclature is, "have you seen my baseball?"

A tiny detail, I know. Those tiny details, however, are what separates us from the ddbia.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Not to be pedantic while being pedantic, but the proper nomenclature is, "have you seen my baseball?"

A tiny detail, I know. Those tiny details, however, are what separates us from the ddbia.

ddbia?

 

[BB73]

ddbia?

Dumbest dildo base in America.