SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[jwinslow]

Maybe those 5* busts wouldn't have been busts with a good coaching staff. But keep loading up on those 3* reaches and trying to coach them up to beat Day's 5* monsters.

 

[NFBuck]

Which leads to...

Points on the field (2018-2019)
O - 119
M - 66

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I love how scUM fan always points to guys like Ronnie Bell to prove that "stars don't matter".

But they conveniently forget about all the 3-star busts like Devin Gil, Michael Dwumfour, Stephen Spanellis, Nate Johnson, Kingston Davis, Elysee Mbem-Bosse, Eddie McDoom, Kurt Taylor, Ben Mason, Phillip Paea, Nolan Ulizio, J'Marick Woods, Julius Welschof, etc....

Who?

 

[Abenaki]

Eddie McDoom

How are you not successful with that name? Feels like he should be returning punts for TDs for the Tide.

 

[kujirakira]

Eddie McDoom

I saw this name malingering at a USF game... didn't even occur to me it was the same guy.
He looked as lost as Strong out there...

 

[Steve19]

The right coach. The right time. A real Michigan Man! Love this guy

 

[Palpie]

Where is that lifetime contract?

 

[Steve19]

Where is that lifetime contract?

!11!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!eleventy11111111111+!!!!111111+

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

If we torture this simple bastard any more, we'll need to start calling him Reek.

 

[Steve19]

I'm fine with Taint. Taint gonna beat Ohio State. Taint gonna stop eating boogers.

 

[Gatorubet]

Well, at least they have their off season vacation to look forward to. Any idea where they're going this year?

In the shuffling madess
Of the locomotive breath,
Runs the all-time loser,
Headlong to his death.
He feels the piston scraping --
Steam breaking on his brow --
Old charlie stole the handle and
The train won't stop going --
No way to slow down.
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations -- one by one.
His woman and his best friend --
In bed and having fun.
He's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees --
Old charlie stole the handle and
The train won't stop going --
No way to slow down.

 

[Oh8ch]

In the shuffling madess
Of the locomotive breath,
Runs the all-time loser,
Headlong to his death.
He feels the piston scraping --
Steam breaking on his brow --
Old charlie stole the handle and
The train won't stop going --
No way to slow down.
He sees his children jumping off
At the stations -- one by one.
His woman and his best friend --
In bed and having fun.
He's crawling down the corridor
On his hands and knees --
Old charlie stole the handle and
The train won't stop going --
No way to slow down.

Interesting connection. Jethro Tull invented the horse drawn seed drill.

However, I'm not sure this would have worked well for potatoes.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Well, at least they have their off season vacation to look forward to. Any idea where they're going this year?

One imagines that the weight room dance videos will be.....ummm.....interesting.

 

[kujirakira]

One imagines that the weight room dance videos will be.....ummm.....interesting.

I dont know... those guys have lower body fat% than any of Harbaugh' 2020 starters.

 

[Tanner]

Has Harbaugh had 1 assistant poached from his staff in 5 years?