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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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everything he lists as reasons why it was inaccurate all boil down to "we started playing football before everybody else".
It's also this sort of douchebaggary that, despite an 8 Game win streak, and 2 decades of dominance, my level of contempt for them is actually more today than it was yesterday.

And

It'll be even more tomorrow. Worthless wastes of skin.
 
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But he did not list All-Time Win%, which they lost yesterday. He also did not list Bowl Game Appearances, or Bowl Game Win%, or Consensus All-Americans, which Ohio State had surpassed them in the years since Rich Rod cratered their program. They used to put those on their letterhead not too long ago.

And while they continue to run their cock holsters about how great they used to be, they'll surrender the series record and total # conference championship record to Ohio State within the next 10 years, and the all time wins count to Ohio State AND Alabama in the next 20. And just to be thorough, Ohio State certainly has a punchers chance of three more titles in the next two decades to match their 11 claimed 'ships.

And when all that happens, all they'll have to fall back on is... running their cock holsters about how great they used to be.
 
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Of course, another thing about the game back when they were scoring a point a minute was that the real power in college football was with the eastern teams. I stumbled across a site... actually... I think it was posted here earlier this year for a different reason (corrected rankings)... anyway, the author of that site makes a very compelling case that the eastern powers would have wiped the floor with those early scUM teams.
 
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But he did not list All-Time Win%, which they lost yesterday. He also did not list Bowl Game Appearances, or Bowl Game Win%, or Consensus All-Americans, which Ohio State had surpassed them in the years since Rich Rod cratered their program. They used to put those on their letterhead not too long ago.

And while they continue to run their cock holsters about how great they used to be, they'll surrender the series record and total # conference championship record to Ohio State within the next 10 years, and the all time wins count to Ohio State AND Alabama in the next 20. And just to be thorough, Ohio State certainly has a punchers chance of three more titles in the next two decades to match their 11 claimed 'ships.

And when all that happens, all they'll have to fall back on is... running their cock holsters about how great they used to be.


Then. Now. Forever...FUCK *ICHIGAN
 
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But he did not list All-Time Win%, which they lost yesterday. He also did not list Bowl Game Appearances, or Bowl Game Win%, or Consensus All-Americans, which Ohio State had surpassed them in the years since Rich Rod cratered their program. They used to put those on their letterhead not too long ago.

And while they continue to run their cock holsters about how great they used to be, they'll surrender the series record and total # conference championship record to Ohio State within the next 10 years, and the all time wins count to Ohio State AND Alabama in the next 20. And just to be thorough, Ohio State certainly has a punchers chance of three more titles in the next two decades to match their 11 claimed 'ships.

And when all that happens, all they'll have to fall back on is... running their cock holsters about how great they used to be.
They'll still have this hemisphere's largest toilet.
 
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lol not even an anonymous basement dweller. Dude has a verified Twitter. Granted, I have no idea who this douche nozzle is, but kudos to him for the lack of self-awareness it took to post that unironically.

The embodiment of their fanbase.

University of West Georgia Mass Communications graduate. Producer for WHBF Local 4 News in the Quad Cities. Sports enthusiast.
 
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