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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

Jim Kardashian getting his attention



From Honest Jim himself:
"You can't have experiments that aren't truthful. You can't lie about equations. Shouldn't be lying in football. That's a message that we should be teaching."

:lol:

I wonder if making the two deep for a game intentionally misleading is "lying" by rainman's code?

EDIT

Detroit Free Press getting in on the act
 
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The DFBIA spends the last seven years magnifying any slander against our HOF coach. They beat their chests, declare their superiority and slander anything OSU. Then Harbaugh, without a trace of irony, takes a cheap shot at Meyer even though he has had his own brushes with controversy.

Now Tampa tells me that I have to take his comments as if he actually may have a point. A point about why he denied a transfer waiver and calls that ex-player a liar while proclaiming every player should have 1 no explanation transfer. (Could he not just put his beliefs into practice now?)

Fuck that

I say burn them. Burn them all.
 
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As of now, Jim Harbaugh plans to play Shea Patterson and Dylan McCaffrey in every game

Michigan does not open training camp until Aug. 2 and does not play its first game until Aug. 31, so any “as of right now” statements are devoid of 20-odd practices worth of context.

Still, as of Big Ten media days, Jim Harbaugh plans to play both Shea Patterson and Dylan McCaffrey in every game.

“Yeah, I do (see games where they’ll both play). Where it stands right now, and that could change later or not, is I see them both playing,” Harbaugh told the Detroit Free Press. “Where it stands right now, I see it as maybe redefining what a starter is…. I’m really not talking about playing them both at the same time (on a play), when I say both in games it’d be they’re both playing quarterback during the same game. And in the way it stands now, in every game.”

Harbaugh has been a one-quarterback man for the entirety of his career, but Patterson’s inconsistency and McCaffrey’s talent may demand a change. Michigan did juggle quarterbacks in 2017 — John O’Korn, Brandon Peters and Wilton Speight each threw at least 81 passes — but that was due to necessity, not strategy.

Patterson completed 64.6 percent of his passes last season for 2,600 yards (on 8.0 per attempt) with 22 touchdowns against seven interceptions while rushing 76 times for 273 yards and two touchdowns. In his second year in the program, McCaffrey completed 8-of-15 passes for 126 yards with two touchdowns whilst rushing 10 times for 99 yards and a touchdown.

The son of Ed McCaffrey and brother of Christian McCaffrey is certainly the heir apparent in Ann Arbor, and it appears Harbaugh isn’t willing to wait for the future to arrive in order to unleash arguably his most talented quarterback recruit since Andrew Luck.

Entire article: https://collegefootballtalk.nbcspor...-patterson-and-dylan-mccaffrey-in-every-game/
 
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Let me translate that.

As of now, Jim Harbaugh wants maximum media exposure, so he's saying things that generate clicks but will never actually happen.
The rainman might think saying you’re going to play two QBs makes it more difficult for defenses to prepare because he’s too stupid to realize that when neither QB brings anything unique to the table you don’t actually have to prepare for them separately.

He also might be lying to cover a lie vis a vis playing time to McCaffrey.

Bottom line, still a dumbass.
 
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The rainman might think saying you’re going to play two QBs makes it more difficult for defenses to prepare because he’s too stupid to realize that when neither QB brings anything unique to the table you don’t actually have to prepare for them separately.

He also might be lying to cover a lie vis a vis playing time to McCaffrey.

Bottom line, still a dumbass.


According to simple Jim, there should be no lying in football.
 
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"Deception is the art of..." ummm shit.

makes for a slippery philosophical slope doesn't it?

I'm sure the great philosopher of the north has used his formidable intellect to solve it though.

Otherwise, he'd just be some dumbass, drama queen, ex-jock talking out of both sides of his mouth.
 
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Once again I have to recommend the "All In" series on Michigan football from 2017. I watched the episodes covering the PSU loss, the Wisconsin and OSU losses and finally the bowl game loss.

They do such a good job of covering the team, and particularly Harbaugh, in detail.

I think they would make good recruiting films - if only Michigan will let Ryan Day use them.
 
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