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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)



In reply to Here is a tough Question -…by CD420

BlueBallBoy

January 8th, 2019 at 1:30 PM ^

I've heard he's not the easiest guy to get along with from a coaching perspective. Has ways he likes to do things and doesn't like to bend. Might be why he only coaches 4-5 years at a place and moved on.

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Yeah, I'm sure that's true. You know who else wasn't an easy guy to work for Urban F Meyer. But, you know... for different reasons.. and with much different results.
 
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[...]The retread is flapping with every turn of the wheel and I get the sense that they are seriously heading for a massive blowout.

Kind like this:

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...or this:

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Is Jimmy still on vacation? Just asking since we took the best recruit and two of the fuckers coaches. He out there scouting our team destinations while we're butt fucking him? (by proxy, of course because who would want that ass?)
 
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I would cut off one of my fucking fingers right now if it guaranteed the return to that. I’m dead serious about that too.

A finger isn't much of a sacrifice. Therein lies the problem for the program.

Thank goodness were a basketball school now

I just wanna know what jimmy is doin. He's way too quiet while all this is goin down

Podcasts and milk commercials

And sleepovers. Don't forget the sleepovers.

Doesn’t appear to be taking the proactive route to fix the many issues with the team.

Jimmy has been quiet and totally changed after the 2016 OSU game in Columbus. Something happened and he has not been the same since...

Ha!

The real question here is why aren't they taking our offensive coaches?

A real man of genius!

Well hey Zach Harrison should be one happy camper with these recent developments.

Best of both worlds for that kid! Play for OSU like everyone around him wanted AND learn from Mattison and Washington. good stuff. goooooood stuff.

All part of the master plan, you dumbasses.

But Harbaugh really enjoyed his vacation this week, so that's all that matters.

Why, yes it is.

Ok. Time to open the pocketbook and get the best we can. In this business, no quarter is asked for and no quarter is given. Get the best and brightest. We have the money, assets and reputation to do this. Let’s stop whining and frigging win!

Michigan Man has spoken.

This program is so fucking dead.

Totally. Might as well surrender to OSU and shut the program down. Harbaugh can't keep a Columbus coach with major ties to OSU in Ann Arbor, and he can't convince an old man to not take a 2-3 times pay raise and promotion just prior to retirement. Obviously the entire staff hates him and will soon be bolting. It will be Harbaugh and his brother left to coach the entire team. We are doomed and will be the laughing stock of the Big 10. Only thing left to finish digging that crater is to lose to Rutgers. Please don't lose to Rutgers! Quit before it happens!

Looks like Jax gets to fuck Jessica Alba after all!

Oops. Had to add this one.

Day is already running roughshod over Jimmy.

Okay, this one stings. Washington is a young coach, who is great on the recruiting trail, particularly in Ohio. The only reason O State brings in Mattison is to help develop their other new co-DC, and to kick us in the balls. I have been reading links on 247 and other places that say they're still going after coaches at LSU. It's like Day is running a scorched earth campaign.

Mattison and washington are smaller losses than Urban, for sure

Hold that thought. Someone gets it.

They didn't lose him, though. He's just not on the sidelines. He still works for the AD and will essentially be used to recruit on campus and make phone calls (if allowed, and even if not allowed he'll use his burner). And he may even be on the sidelines, just not as a coach.

And Day can ask him all kinds of questions about game planning, etc., because Urban is right, fucking, there, still.

OSU is not messing around, and I am not even trying to be all "the end is near." I still believe in JH. Yet, OSU has our number and now has insider knowledge on our players.

And...delusion

I feel like we are close. I know the last game was an OSU beatdown but JH knows what he is doing. Rome was not built in a day and the current OSU program was not either. This season was a step forward and I would not be a bit surprised to see UM win the B1G in 2019.

I'll leave it at this. Duh!

Here is a tough Question - Is Harbaugh just an ass to work for ? I don't know one way or the other but there is a reason other than $$ people are leaving

Hard to believe but it escalates from there. Their souls are ours.

https://mgoblog.com/comment/243282797?sort_by=thread&items_per_page=50&page=6
 
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Why is Campbell’s name always brought up as a savior? What has he actually won? Sorry but I’d take a Day over him in a heartbeat

from what I know of the recruitment of the Jones brothers at Colerain, he is an absolute stud in recruiting. if he can sell 3 star Ohio kids on Ames, Iowa, imagine what he could sell 4 and 5 star kids up north.
 
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Stop me if you've heard this before, but four years in...

  • Major foundational faults are appearing
  • Players don't appear to be giving full effort, and some are electing to sit out games
  • Coaching staff are bailing
  • Reports of internal discord (players not happy about being promised championships w/nothing to show for it, harbrau overriding player's vote for team MVP) are leaking from people close to the program.
  • Big game failures have the fanbase getting antsy
  • Roster is hemorrhaging talent
  • Questionable loyalty to underperforming assistants
This is exactly how things played out in Santa Clara with the 49ers. He's a year behind, as he only lasted four years there, but this is, to-a-fucking-tee, how things played out in SF. Going into his final year in SF, there were reports coming from reporters plugged into the team that players weren't buying what he was selling anymore. There were reports that certain assistant coaches were unhappy with their roles or the direction the team was taking. Losses to chief rival Seattle and games of underperformance were mounting and frustrating the fanbase. National media was saying everything would be fine because he turned them around and would be given plenty of rope to fix things. He remained steadfastly loyal to OC Greg Roman who was clearly ill-suited to utilize the talent they had accumulated on offense.

All of the above happened in the lead up to the 2014 season and peaked with reports that 49ers management had entertained trade offers for him during the spring. Most viewed 2014 as a make or break season. By early November, the team was hovering at .500 despite several upgrades via free agency and the draft to build on a team that was knocked off in the conference championship game the previous year. By the time the last 1/4 of the season rolled around, it was clear the players were no longer responding to him and his goose was cooked. This is history repeating itself.


Dislike. I want him to stay ten more years.
 
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Jimmy has been quiet and totally changed after the 2016 OSU game in Columbus. Something happened and he has not been the same since...
This dum-dum is actually right. The harbrau has been considerably less animated and intense since his multiple outbursts in the Game '16. Watch him up to that game and since. He's downright docile compared to the Stanford/SF/1st two years at scUM harbrau. One has to wonder if the administration at scUM sat him down and told him to knock it off or started slipping Xanax in his milk.

I feel like we are close. I know the last game was an OSU beatdown but JH knows what he is doing. Rome was not built in a day and the current OSU program was not either. This season was a step forward and I would not be a bit surprised to see UM win the B1G in 2019.
He's right. It took Jim Tressel a full season to shape tOSU into the perennial national player they continue to be to this day, 17 years later. They probably should just remain patient.
 
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Jimmy has been quiet and totally changed after the 2016 OSU game in Columbus. Something happened and he has not been the same since...
This dum-dum is actually right. The harbrau has been considerably less animated and intense since his multiple outbursts in the Game '16. Watch him up to that game and since. He's downright docile compared to the Stanford/SF/1st two years at scUM harbrau. One has to wonder if the administration at scUM sat him down and told him to knock it off or started slipping Xanax in his milk.
From my recap of the 2016 version of The Game:
11. Michigan played a great game yesterday, especially on defense and special teams, and they earned a modicum of respect from me. But that respect certainly does not extend to the Wolverines' head coach, Jim Harbaugh. During the game, Harbaugh was his typical out-of-control, frothing-at-the-mouth lunatic on the sidelines, making a pure spectacle of himself and earning an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for his egregious conduct. After Harbaugh's epic meltdown, which included berating officials, breaking his headset, and throwing his play sheets, his team was outscored 23 to 10 and outgained 200 yards to 47 yards. Perhaps not coincidentally, two crucial third down penalty calls subsequently went against Michigan: A pass interference that was called on Wolverine defensive back Delano Hill that allowed Ohio State to convert a 3rd-and-7, and a pass interference call that was not called on Buckeye defensive back Gareon Conley that stalled Michigan's drive in the second overtime period and forced a field goal instead of a touchdown.

12. True to form, Harbaugh continued his whining during his postgame press conference, calling out the officials for numerous alleged bad calls, and implying that the game was somehow fixed in Ohio State's favor. Harbaugh mentioned several penalties that were called against Michigan and several more that were not called against Ohio State, but his biggest gripe was the spot on the Buckeyes' 4th-and-1 play in the second overtime. Even though the officials were in perfect position on the play, and even though an overhead view showed that Barrett obtained the necessary yardage, Harbaugh insisted that Barrett had come up a yard short. Of course, Harbaugh is entitled to be a jackass (so long as he is willing to pay for the privilege), but his tantrums do not reflect well upon his team. Instead of congratulating the Buckeyes and being gracious in defeat, Harbaugh's classless and incessant whining and borderline conspiracy theories diminished his own team's prodigious efforts to such an extent that they were rendered a footnote in The Game. The Michigan fan base, deranged and delusional after repeated beatings at the hands of their erstwhile rivals, undoubtedly love Harbaugh's Defender of the Faith schtick, but are serious-minded recruits really going to want to play for a guy who has less self-control than a half-drunk slob throwing his remote control at the TV set after every questionable call?

13. There's a reason that the San Francisco 49ers completely fell apart after their Super Bowl season - Harbaugh the tactician was able to make them great for a while, but then Harbaugh the lunatic tore his own team apart. Let's make no mistake - yesterday was Harbaugh's Super Bowl, it was the best team that he'll ever have at Michigan and his best chance to win the Big Ten title and make the playoffs. He had 43 seniors this year, a huge experience advantage over the Buckeyes, who were the youngest Power5 team. Next year will be a major rebuilding year, and then Harbaugh has to try to overcome Urban Meyer's decided recruiting advantage for several years thereafter. The odds are that Harbaugh will implode, and burn down the Michigan program in his self-immolation, before he will get the Wolverines "back" to whatever level they think they are supposed to occupy. The Ten Year War 2.0 ended yesterday. Harbaugh will be long gone before 2024 rolls around, if not in a padded cell then on the sidelines of some struggling NFL team that is willing to light a fire with napalm.
From January 2, 2018, after Harbaugh's team completed an uninspiring 8-5 season with a bowl loss to unranked South Carolina:
Last year, Harbaugh was fiery, combative, confrontational, complaining about officials, throwing his play sheets, yelling at everybody....

This year, the guy seemed totally checked out. From one end of the spectrum to the other.

Combative asshole Harbaugh has a chance to win. Checked out Harbaugh staring at traffic cops does not. I can't see him lasting too long up in Ann Arbor.
I don't know if someone from the scUM administration told Harbaugh to cool it, or whether he's on meds, or whether he simply checked out, but the difference from The Game 2016 to now is very real. And Harbaugh's transformation from foaming at the mouth lunatic to drool cup catatonic seems to have accelerated recently, with mail-it-in performances against Ohio State and Florida, apparently mutinous factions in the locker room, and the loss of two assistant coaches to Ohio State. And meanwhile, Jimmy is looking for his missing strawberries....
 
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And Harbaugh's transformation from foaming at the mouth lunatic to drool cup catatonic seems to have accelerated recently, with mail-it-in performances against Ohio State and Florida, apparently mutinous factions in the locker room, and the loss of two assistant coaches to Ohio State

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just a matter of time
 
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From my recap of the 2016 version of The Game:

From January 2, 2018, after Harbaugh's team completed an uninspiring 8-5 season with a bowl loss to unranked South Carolina:

I don't know if someone from the scUM administration told Harbaugh to cool it, or whether he's on meds, or whether he simply checked out, but the difference from The Game 2016 to now is very real. And Harbaugh's transformation from foaming at the mouth lunatic to drool cup catatonic seems to have accelerated recently, with mail-it-in performances against Ohio State and Florida, apparently mutinous factions in the locker room, and the loss of two assistant coaches to Ohio State. And meanwhile, Jimmy is looking for his missing strawberries....
The best part is this is "their guy." The quintessential _ichigan Man, the direct link to Bo. The guy that built Stanford into a legitimate football power. The guy that turned around the once proud but struggling 49ers franchise. He was the guy that they begged to come home. He was the guy that, when hired, had them caught up in an orgy of wild expectations. If that guy can't get them to the top of the mountain, who can?

Of course, we know full well as soon as they bring in the next space monkey, the hype train will just reset.
 
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And sleepovers. Don't forget the sleepovers.





Ha!



A real man of genius!



All part of the master plan, you dumbasses.



Why, yes it is.



Michigan Man has spoken.





Looks like Jax gets to fuck Jessica Alba after all!

Oops. Had to add this one.







Hold that thought. Someone gets it.



And...delusion



I'll leave it at this. Duh!



Hard to believe but it escalates from there. Their souls are ours.

https://mgoblog.com/comment/243282797?sort_by=thread&items_per_page=50&page=6

Reading these made my pants tighter. These fuckers would shut it down with one more win than the Buckeyes just to have something to hang on.
 
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