SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[NFBuck]

"Incredible" 2015 season: 3 losses, including to both major rivals. Incredible!

 

[Mike80]

At 10-3, 2015 was "incredible"?

 

[Buckeye513]

Did not know this existed. 304 pages about a 10-3 season.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

"Incredible" 2015 season: 3 losses, including to both major rivals. Incredible!

I'll see your Return to Glory and raise you one No Excuses.

 

[Wingate1217]

Couldn't have written a better headline myself:



https://www.yahoo.com/sports/m/6517...0675ca069/ss_jim-harbaugh-is-a-big-loser.html

Actually the headline is too long. You dont need the added phase ....on signing day.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I'll see your Return to Glory and raise you one No Excuses.

“Rise through the NFL to Head Coach Of Notre Dame.”




“And then on to anywhere better.”

 

[sparcboxbuck]

“Rise through the NFL to Head Coach Of Notre Dame.”




“And then on to anywhere better.”

I’d call that a non-monotonic function.

But as a business decision, he had pretty significant ROI on the back side of his contract at ND. Damn impressive returns for his investment.

 

[colobuck79]

Don't forget this one:

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Don't forget this one:

Remember when Chubba The Weis had a decided schematic advantage? Nor do I.

I DO remember him coaching his Kansas team on the fundamentals of how to celebrate a victory. As if THAT would somehow prepare them to actually win. This guy made untold millions because of the Patriot war machine. This guy is the living embodiment of the American Dream-even a guy who cannot control his eating habits, is an insufferable egomaniac, and isn’t particularly great at his job can make a fortune. Well done Chubbles. Well. Done.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Remember when Chubba The Weis had a decided schematic advantage? Nor do I.

But the fat fuck had a definite seismic advantage...

 

[CFPBuckeye]

This guy is the living embodiment of the American Dream-even a guy who cannot control his eating habits, is an insufferable egomaniac, and isn’t particularly great at his job can make a fortune.

Bielema?

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

Bielema?

Bielema sure does run his mouth a lot and when he’s not running it, he’s filling it. But I think he coaches circles around Chubba.

Spoiler: that’s not saying much.

Spoiler spoiler: well, doing anything AROUND Chubba is an enormous feat, but being a better coach really isn’t a big deal…

 

[Jaxbuck]

This guy is the living embodiment of the American Dream-even a guy who cannot control his eating habits, is an insufferable egomaniac, and isn’t particularly great at his job can make a fortune.

That's just nitpicking isn't it?

 

[MaxBuck]

Remember when Chubba The Weis had a decided schematic advantage? Nor do I.

I DO remember him coaching his Kansas team on the fundamentals of how to celebrate a victory. As if THAT would somehow prepare them to actually win. This guy made untold millions because of the Patriot war machine. This guy is the living embodiment of the American Dream-even a guy who cannot control his eating habits, is an insufferable egomaniac, and isn’t particularly great at his job can make a fortune. Well done Chubbles. Well. Done.

I would respond to this in trenchant fashion, but alas, forum rules prevent political commentary here.

 

[MaxBuck]

Bielema sure does run his mouth a lot and when he’s not running it, he’s filling it. But I think he coaches circles around Chubba.

Spoiler: that’s not saying much.

Spoiler spoiler: well, doing anything AROUND Chubba is an enormous feat, but being a better coach really isn’t a big deal…

Coaching circles around Charlie Weis could rack up a lot of frequent flyer miles.