SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[buckeyboy]

These fucksticks have now resorted to blaming the downfall of scUM football on Delaney and the rest of the Big10 because we're all scared shitless of Hairball and his of of this world coaching and superior intelligence. They have now surpassed Ped U in their ignorance and excuses that it has become glorious to watch them swim in their own excrement.

 

[NFBuck]

These fucksticks have now resorted to blaming the downfall of scUM football on Delaney and the rest of the Big10 because we're all scared [Mark May]less of Hairball and his of of this world coaching and superior intelligence. They have now surpassed Ped U in their ignorance and excuses that it has become glorious to watch them swim in their own excrement.

They've basically turned into the Pedtards. Much like when the Pedtards found out their Dear Leader was a gigantic fraud and were left completely broken, the DFBIA has found out their savior hasn't been the guy they KNEW he was going to be and have to find something bigger to blame.

 

[Jaxbuck]

They've basically turned into the Pedtards. Much like when the Pedtards found out their Dear Leader was a gigantic fraud and were left completely broken, the DFBIA has found out their savior hasn't been the guy they KNEW he was going to be and have to find something bigger to blame.

I have always said "until they quit the sport".

Well, they have quit. We are present at the event.

They haven't quit in the sense of folding the team but their fan base has gone BWI. It started last year and now it's official.

That means checking out from reality because it's just too painful and choosing to live in in an imaginary world of referee conspiracies, impactful plays and winning every game your team ever plays if not for x, y or z. Their online communities turn into echo chambers of this altered reality and the cycle spirals ever more powerfully as the losses mount.

I spent far too many hours surfing Mgoblue and Stadium and Main last night in part out of pure schadenfreude and in part because I couldn't believe my eyes. It still doesn't seem real but they've been broken and they have quit.

We survived Cooper, they did not survive their own test of faith.

Suck it you gutless cowards. You quit. That big block * is now a scarlet letter of shame.

 

[LostLassie]

Welcome to the age of Cooper, motherfucker. Enjoy it. Wallow in it. And if your program isn't strong enough to survive it, wrap a piece of rope around your neck and take a dive off the closet bar, motherfucker. I survived Cooper. You? Remains to be seen?

Remembered something this morning. It's an event that repeatedly took place at this point in the calendar--the Sunday morning after The Game.

Back in the mid-90's while Cooper was coaching, my daughter was in a choir. At that time, the City Center mall downtown was still a big deal. They'd kick off the holiday shopping season by having various people come in and perform Christmas music in the elaborately decorated center of the mall, my daughter's choir among them. The Hyatt next door had a connecting corridor to the mall, and provided one of their banquet areas as a green room for the performers.

I remembered the kid and I having a conversation back then about how, year after year, we'd pass the same somber-faced, dejected young men in the hallway who looked like they were attending a wake. tOSU had some kind of event for the football players at the Hyatt that Sunday morning every year. So we'd be there so my daughter could serenade the happy shoppers, and guys from the team would be there having their breakfast of cold crow after losing yet another game to scum.

It was an Annual Holiday Tradition.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Remembered something this morning. It's an event that repeatedly took place at this point in the calendar--the Sunday morning after The Game.

Back in the mid-90's while Cooper was coaching, my daughter was in a choir. At that time, the City Center mall downtown was still a big deal. They'd kick off the holiday shopping season by having various people come in and perform Christmas music in the elaborately decorated center of the mall, my daughter's choir among them. The Hyatt next door had a connecting corridor to the mall, and provided one of their banquet areas as a green room for the performers.

I remembered the kid and I having a conversation back then about how, year after year, we'd pass the same somber-faced, dejected young men in the hallway who looked like they were attending a wake. tOSU had some kind of event for the football players at the Hyatt that Sunday morning every year. So we'd be there so my daughter could serenade the happy shoppers, and guys from the team would be there having their breakfast of cold crow after losing yet another game to scum.

It was an Annual Holiday Tradition.

I missed most of the heartache. I left for grad school after his first couple years, then was out of the country for the 90s and then came back to start my first business his last year. I can't imagine what it must have been like to have been witness to it up close and personal. Especially towards the end when you literally knew what was coming those last two games.

I will always blame him for the way some of our fanbase went off the rails. The gameday environments in 2000 were just so different (dark and angry and hostile) than I remembered them being when I was in college.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I have always said "until they quit the sport".

Well, they have quit. We are present at the event.

They haven't quit in the sense of folding the team but their fan base has gone BWI. It started last year and now it's official.

That means checking out from reality because it's just too painful and choosing to live in in an imaginary world of referee conspiracies, impactful plays and winning every game your team ever plays if not for x, y or z. Their online communities turn into echo chambers of this altered reality and the cycle spirals ever more powerfully as the losses mount.

I spent far too many hours surfing Mgoblue and Stadium and Main last night in part out of pure schadenfreude and in part because I couldn't believe my eyes. It still doesn't seem real but they've been broken and they have quit.

We survived Cooper, they did not survive their own test of faith.

Suck it you gutless cowards. You quit. That big block * is now a scarlet letter of shame.

Yep. They've actually started rearranging the win-loss record based upon their perception of bad calls.

PacificOceanBlue

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• Michigan leads this series 60-48 without deliberate Delany interference.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[Oh8ch]

Courtesy of 11 Warriors

 

[kujirakira]

Because he can't find his baseball?

He tried to get an appointment with the History Department's Advisor and was escorted out of the building by campus security. Everyone just assumed he was lost again.

Give that man a lifetime contract.

Are they still telling everyone they're trying to run AD like a Business?
If so... gotta lock that kind of talent in while the price is low. These losses present a great opportunity and leverage to renegotiate amirite?

after year after year after year after ...... sorry can't help myself

To be fair to that first poster, SCUM is a pretty well coached team. Much better coached than Hoke's teams. They just don't have the talent to hang with OSU for 4 quarters and it's unlikely they ever will the way Harbaugh recruits.

Ehh... it's not like Hoke left the cupboard bare. They're not Illinois. And Harbaugh has had some success in NJ.
Granted, Urban has been on a whole different level of recruiting. But they have a lot more weapons and talent than all of his apologists claim... their talent level is probably about the same as Tressel era. Their talent is definitely better than Dantonio. Should arguably be better than PSU. They just don't have the Staff to spin it up.
And I think he's even a pretty decent gameday coach... but the favoritism / job-for-recruit / nepotism in his staffing is showing. DFBIA is finally getting upset about the stupid shit he does -- but even that is really a non-issue. Whether he does a sleep over or talks to the Pope in the Summer doesn't have much bearing on beating B1G East opponents. Employing a recruit's dad or mom? Having his useless son coaching RBs? You can't overcome that. That's worse than 10 Tim Becks and 5 Withers.

These fucksticks have now resorted to blaming the downfall of scUM football on Delaney and the rest of the Big10 because we're all scared [Mark May]less of Hairball and his of of this world coaching and superior intelligence. They have now surpassed Ped U in their ignorance and excuses that it has become glorious to watch them swim in their own excrement.

They've gone Full PedState.

 

[NFBuck]

You never go full Ped State.

 

[buckeyesin07]

They've basically turned into the Pedtards. Much like when the Pedtards found out their Dear Leader was a gigantic fraud and were left completely broken, the DFBIA has found out their savior hasn't been the guy they KNEW he was going to be and have to find something bigger to blame.

This nails it. They'll put the blame on anything and everything, so long as it doesn't involve any blame to Harbaugh.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Not sure if it's been commented upon but SimpLLLe Jim came out and went fully Brian Kelly in his press conference. Apparently, he was bitterly disappointed in his players' inability to execute his coaching brilliance.

Do you regret not going for it or—excuse me, let me rephrase this. Do you regret not punting on 4th and 4 in the fourth quarter instead of going for it and possibly pinning the Buckeyes deep in their own territory?

“We had a good play called. Wish we could have executed it better but wanted to be aggressive, wanted to attack there. Now, we don’t pick it up, easy to say wish we would have punted it, but… I felt good with the call. Felt good with the decision.”

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I'm going to repost this here, so that it might outlive the game thread because it is really mind bottling when you delve into it. They started coasting five minutes into the 2nd quarter. You would think that every single member of that team, particularly the seniors and juniors, would be foaming at the mouth like a serial killer to humiliate the team that has owned and humiliated them for so long. You'd think they would want to sweep that team's leg and deliver a beating so bad that JT Barrett would wake up in a pool of his own urine and sweat 40 years from now thinking about it.

But no, they decided it was time to coast. What a poorly coached and poorly motivated bunch of nutless prima donnas, and that starts with a poor coaching staff. If that is how that program and those players approach The Game, there is no amount of rap videos, sleepovers, trips to Katmandu, and shirtless tree climbs that will save it. They are doomed, and you know what?

http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2017/11/michigan_players_we_coasted_le.html

 

[Jaxbuck]

2017


2016


2015


Can't run, can't stop the run, forced to throw more than they are comfortable with and then turn it over.

Lather, rinse, repeat