SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[NFBuck]

I mean, this clown isn't even going to finish 3rd in the East this season.

Embarrassed against your in-state rival again. Boat raced by PSU. Going to get clown punched by OSU yet again. If they [Mark May] the bed in whatever 2nd rate bowl they end in, we'll see how much tolerance the dfbia has.

Rutgers ain't no gimme this year with that sludge fart offense they have.

 

[Jaxbuck]

but but he drinks whole milk

 

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[Dryden]

Khaki Jesus is 6-5 in his last 11 games.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[Oh8ch]

9 million per year

 

[Bucklion]

9 million per year

But think of all the great publicity when commentators tout him for sleeping at a kickers house right before he shanks an extra point

 

[Crump's brother]

But think of all the great publicity when commentators tout him for sleeping at a kickers house right before he shanks an extra point

There's a Sandusky joke in there somewhere, you have sleepovers and the shanking that will come if he ever gets in general population.

 

[Oh8ch]

33 games and roughly 23 million dollars into the Harbaugh era - and Michigan is unranked.

 

[ScriptOhio]

33 games and roughly 23 million dollars into the Harbaugh era - and Michigan is unranked.

In Harbaugh's defense, (at least) they are still pretty "rank".

Definition of rank
2:offensively gross or coarse foul
6:offensive in odor or flavor; especially :rancid
7:putrid, festering
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/rank

 

[LordJeffBuck]

33 games and roughly 23 million dollars into the Harbaugh era - and Michigan is unranked.

I appropriated this for BP's Twitter account. I'll split the royalties with you.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

PAAAAAAAAAWL says:

"He's overrated, Finebaum said on SportsCenter Sunday morning. "Jim Harbaugh, in the offseason, he'll go to Normandy, he'll go to Russia, he'll go to China, he'll save world peace by going to North Korea but right now he's a very average football coach."
But the analyst didn't stop there.
"He sucks all of the oxygen out of the offseason and he is currently tied for fourth in the Big Ten," Finebaum continued. "In the last 11 games, Jim Harbaugh is 6-5.
"Jim Harbaugh makes $11 million a year. His team is playing Rutgers. They're both tied right now for fourth in the Big Ten."

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[LostLassie]

PAAAAAAAAAWL says:


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Well, ya' know, we have all been warned about the dangers of false messiahs.