SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[colobuck79]

Not how Harbaugh operates. if it's a position of need he will take a flyer early. sometimes they end up signing, sometimes they don't.

Yeah, because when one of these flyers doesn't sign, it was always his choice.

 

[ShowMeBuck]

Just wanted to chime in and give props to whoever added the (ain't no jive turkey!) to the thread title. Of all the great one's.............this is my favorite for many reasons. Bravo. Cracks me up every time.

 

[cincibuck]

"Hey, anybody can come within an overtime game of winning the Big Ten East with talent. It takes a great coach to win without talent By not recruiting I intend to prove I'm a great coach, besides I got these great skinny khakis from Lemony Spicket."

 

[Jaxbuck]

If, by the grace of God, they lose a couple of games early on, I might have to stop going to work.

I'll just stay seated behind my desk all day

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I'll call my shot right now. Harbaugh loses to Florida, the pedsters and then is bitterly disappointed to end the season. Bears suck again this year, and he bolts for the Bears job.

 

[colobuck79]

I'll call my shot right now. Harbaugh loses to Florida, the pedsters and then is bitterly disappointed to end the season. Bears suck again this year, and he bolts for the Bears job.

Good call. Another third place finish in the B1G East. Then off to the Bears for perennial third place finishes behind the Packers and Vikings. This is going to be great.

 

[Zippercat]

He loses 3-4 games this year with one being The Game and he's going to start wearing out his welcome.

They won't all completely turn on him of course but the goofy dick thing just can't be forgiven forever with no hardware to show for enduring it.

Didn't they get a trophy for being "Best Team in Italy" last Spring? Or are they ordering rings instead?

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Three things I know about Jax

1 - She has a burning hatred of all things scUM. This level of hate is unmatched except for, possibly-
2 - Her hatred that she's a Reds fan. Finally,
3 - She has a great ass

This just happened:
The disappointment of being reminded of that ass and scrolling up, on the original page, in hopes of finding it... only to be shut out.

Edit: this also just happened:

Scrolled up on this page.

 

[Trevi]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/will-j...gan-keeps-coming-short-big-ten-023331534.html

The prediction here is that the truth will be that Harbaugh settles for third in the Big Ten East again, and his off-field shenanigans are viewed more as annoying and distracting than quirky and endearing

 

[Jaxbuck]

Didn't they get a trophy for being "Best Team in Italy" last Spring? Or are they ordering rings instead?

3rd place trophy pretty much covers it I think

 

[NFBuck]

Look at this fucking guy...



LOOK AT HIM.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

 

[buxfan4life]

Look at this fucking guy...

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LOOK AT HIM.

 

[Honor&Glory]

Three things I know about Jax

1 - She has a burning hatred of all things scUM. This level of hate is unmatched except for, possibly-
2 - Her hatred that she's a Reds fan. Finally,
3 - She has a great ass

Wait...jax is a she? You're lying. Avatar has a great ass, tho.

 

[Thump]

He will be definitely donating his brain to CTE studies.......right?