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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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ORD_Buckeye said:
Jim Harbaugh officially asking Barack and Michelle Obama to be honorary captains for Michigan

How much do you want to bet that his latest stunt is damage control for his comments about Kaepernick and Black Lives Matter. I'm guessing he heard some negative feedback in some African-American living rooms.
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Jaxbuck said:
Speaking of our resident dick with ears;

Michigan will ask Obamas to serve as honorary captains

Not sure they can afford the Rome trip and an Obama appearance fee in the same year but who knows?
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He came up with this Obama stunt a while back.

Not sure when he popped off about BLM but I don't think there is really that much strategy put into his bullshit.

This is the same guy who, as a kid, ran out into traffic with his arms straight up in the air and his coat over his head*. He isn't exactly savvy.








*and of course, nature being the cruel bitch she is, he not only survives being struck by the mail truck, he goes on to sire (allegedly) 7 more carriers of his genetic mental defect as a gift to future generations of humanity.
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Michigan is looking at Paris, Normandy and London for its spring football trip in 2018

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The votes are in and Michigan has an answer.

When it comes to the program's next international spring football trip, a trio of places may be on the docket.

Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh said Saturday the team took a vote and has settled on possibly going to Paris, Normandy, France and London during spring practice next year.

"We took a straw poll," Harbaugh said. "Right now, we're looking into going to Paris, then Normandy and then London -- we'd finish up in London."

Entire article: http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2017/06/michigan_is_looking_at_paris_n.html
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That's a shame. They said they were coming to South Africa. I was planning to show up at their practice with a Buckeye fans love Coach Harbaugh sign.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
He came up with this Obama stunt a while back.

Not sure when he popped off about BLM but I don't think there is really that much strategy put into his bull[Mark May].

This is the same guy who, as a kid, ran out into traffic with his arms straight up in the air and his coat over his head*. He isn't exactly savvy.








*and of course, nature being the cruel bitch she is, he is not only survives being struck by the mail truck, he goes on to sire (allegedly) 7 more carriers of his genetic mental defect as a gift to future generations of humanity.
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Actually, after I posted it, I considered whether he's smart enough to have come up with it himself. I answered with an emphatic negative. Somebody in the admin probably thought of it and set Simple Jim out to announce it.
 
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It dawned on me this morning that there is a literary reference that describes the situation up north better than any other attempt I have seen to date. I am not sure why it didn't come to me sooner.

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Jimmy = Don Quixote
A bat shit crazy old fool out on the loose, resulting in conflict between his fantasy world and the real world on a daily basis. The reactions to these conflicts range from annoyance, to morbid fascination, to admiration depending on the observers point of view. The Don is completely oblivious to the absurdity of his appearance, the absurdity of his mission or the beatings he takes along the way.

scUM football = Rocinante (The Don's horse)
a skinny, broken down old nag who's best days are far in the past but in the demented mind of the Knight Errant, a viral and noble steed

DFBIA = Sancho Panza
dumb, fat, comical little peasant who's only chance at fortune is tied to the exploits of Don Jimmy.


Just thought I'd share

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I think I'll start calling him The Ingenious Coach Don Jimote of Ann Arbor or just Don Jimote for short
 
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Jaxbuck said:
It dawned on me this morning that there is a literary reference that describes the situation up north better than any other attempt I have seen to date. I am not sure why it didn't come to me sooner.

Don-Quichotte-et-Sancho.png


Jimmy = Don Quixote
A bat [Mark May] crazy old fool out on the loose, resulting in conflict between his fantasy world and the real world on a daily basis. The reactions to these conflicts range from annoyance, to morbid fascination, to admiration depending on the observers point of view. The Don is completely oblivious to the absurdity of his appearance, the absurdity of his mission or the beatings he takes along the way.

scUM football = Rocinante (The Don's horse)
a skinny, broken down old nag who's best days are far in the past but in the demented mind of the Knight Errant, a viral and noble steed

DFBIA = Sancho Panza
dumb, fat, comical little peasant who's only chance at fortune is tied to the exploits of Don Jimmy.


Just thought I'd share

EDIT

I think I'll start calling him The Ingenious Coach Don Jimote of Ann Arbor or just Don Jimote for short
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You ruined my avatar, bastard.
 
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