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SECDAWG in the DAWGHOUSE



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I knew SEC dick riders existed, but it's kind of a treat for one of these creatures to end up here and give us a brief chance to study one before the ban.

In the past such a specimen was typically classified as a fucktard, but now they've become a bit more pathetic sight to see because if you're not a Bama fan your team is basically irrelevant before the season begins. I guess the only relevance is for such fans is by proxy, hence being a fan of conference more so than your own team makes sense in d-bag logic.

SECDAWG, one question. Let's say your favorite basketball player is playing one on one against LeBron. LeBron beats him handily and dunks right over top him to finish the game. Would it be considered cool if your favorite basketball player then went around bragging how legit he is because some of LeBron's nut sweat got in his eye on that dunk? If I understand the SEC dick rider logic then I would imagine that "yes" would be the answer, but I'd like to know for sure.
 
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Hey Buck, I didn’t exaggerate I know tech shit just football. It says photo library..is that not my random gifs on my phone? Tried that and “other websites”. ..”shits too large(basically). Wtf. Works everywhere else. Explain

No need fret, we understand the internet and computers and all that shit is just now trickling into your neck of the woods. You'll get the hang of it.

An SEC fan operating a smartphone... what's next? Is a dog going to be driving my next Uber pickup?
 
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