ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
It's Murphy's fault:
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sharkonwheels
Auburn STILL fugging sucks! WAR CHICKEN!
THAT is some funny shit...
Lovin' that memo.... preferably, write "For Sexual Favors" in the memo field of your checks.
Lovin' that memo.... preferably, write "For Sexual Favors" in the memo field of your checks.
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sparcboxbuck
What happened to my ¤cash?
ScriptOhio;1796382; said:
Easily one of my favorites ever. Hats off to Randy. I wish that I had thought of this when I had to pay for a parking ticket a couple of years ago. The best I could come up with was a about 100 staples.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Dropped phone leaves man otherwise engaged in toilet
BEIJING (Reuters) ? A Chinese man who got his arm stuck in a toilet pipe in an attempt to retrieve his dropped mobile phone was freed by rescuers, state television reported on Tuesday.
When rescue workers arrived on the scene in Jiangsu province in eastern China, they found the man crouched over the toilet in a bathroom stall, his entire arm submerged up to the shoulder in the drain.
Workers broke the porcelain bowl with crowbars and hammered the pipes, taking care not to injure the man, CCTV reported.
After 10 minutes of work, the man was able to slowly remove his cut and bruised arm from the bowl and retrieve his waterlogged phone.
Entire article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101019/od_nm/us_cellphone_toilet
Yuk, ever been to China? This is a typical Chinese toilet:
Many are a lot worse.
BEIJING (Reuters) ? A Chinese man who got his arm stuck in a toilet pipe in an attempt to retrieve his dropped mobile phone was freed by rescuers, state television reported on Tuesday.
When rescue workers arrived on the scene in Jiangsu province in eastern China, they found the man crouched over the toilet in a bathroom stall, his entire arm submerged up to the shoulder in the drain.
Workers broke the porcelain bowl with crowbars and hammered the pipes, taking care not to injure the man, CCTV reported.
After 10 minutes of work, the man was able to slowly remove his cut and bruised arm from the bowl and retrieve his waterlogged phone.
Entire article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101019/od_nm/us_cellphone_toilet
Yuk, ever been to China? This is a typical Chinese toilet:
Many are a lot worse.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
FKAGobucks877;63201; said:
Obviously this dog has SEC speed in getting the beer:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntw2mMoKoyQ"]YouTube - Dog gets beer from refrigerator - GO AVERY![/ame]
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
What your dog does all day while you are at work:
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
The Top 14 Tips for Surviving College
14. Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.
13. Enjoy being a Sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life.
12. Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it''s all fun and games until someone loses their ''nads.
11. Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover.
10. Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into lucrative "home pharmaceuticals" business.
9. If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your major.
8. Boring lecture? Start a wave!
7. College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious Ramen Noodle dinner.
6. "I Phelta Thi" is *not* a real fraternity, except at state colleges.
5. Remember - almost no one complains when you puke in a dumpster.
4. Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into a 100-page senior essay.
3. Football games were never meant to be observed by sober people.
2. Don''t think of it as sleeping with your professor -- think of it as "acing Biology."
1. In a pinch, milk can be used as a beer substitute in your breakfast cereal.
14. Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour.
13. Enjoy being a Sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life.
12. Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it''s all fun and games until someone loses their ''nads.
11. Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover.
10. Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into lucrative "home pharmaceuticals" business.
9. If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your major.
8. Boring lecture? Start a wave!
7. College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious Ramen Noodle dinner.
6. "I Phelta Thi" is *not* a real fraternity, except at state colleges.
5. Remember - almost no one complains when you puke in a dumpster.
4. Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into a 100-page senior essay.
3. Football games were never meant to be observed by sober people.
2. Don''t think of it as sleeping with your professor -- think of it as "acing Biology."
1. In a pinch, milk can be used as a beer substitute in your breakfast cereal.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
This one is neat....
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_BjMWyF_tg"]YouTube - the new car for women![/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_BjMWyF_tg"]YouTube - the new car for women![/ame]
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reagdog
Hall of Fame
ScriptOhio;1797170; said:BEIJING (Reuters) ? A Chinese man who got his arm stuck in a toilet pipe in an attempt to retrieve his dropped mobile phone was freed by rescuers, state television reported on Tuesday.
When rescue workers arrived on the scene in Jiangsu province in eastern China, they found the man crouched over the toilet in a bathroom stall, his entire arm submerged up to the shoulder in the drain.
Workers broke the porcelain bowl with crowbars and hammered the pipes, taking care not to injure the man, CCTV reported.
After 10 minutes of work, the man was able to slowly remove his cut and bruised arm from the bowl and retrieve his waterlogged phone.
Entire article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101019/od_nm/us_cellphone_toilet
Yuk, ever been to China? This is a typical Chinese toilet:
Many are a lot worse.
Nasty - reminds me of some different bathrooms in Europe I used.
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