Rydawg5 is back, he ain't happy but he has nice abs! (Funniest Posters?)

[shetuck]

My wife would tell you as opposed to the way that I do it.:tongue2:

[dynasty] You're wife's a member of the feline family? ME-OW! I'd hit it! [/dynasty]

 

[jwinslow]

good thing you added the brackets

 

[shetuck]

good thing you added the brackets

Yep! Learned that one the hard way (from watching Rydawg)... :tongue2:

The first time he tried being a catboy without the help of restraining brackets, his female feline (we'll just call her "bootsy" to protect her identity) just screamed and yelped and just wouldn't sit still. He wound up getting all scratched up 'n sh*t.

Here's a picture of the prototype I made for him after that traumatic experience. We're calling it the "catboy" suit. Rydawg5 agreed to try 'em out. Good guy that Rydawg. Good guy... and funny too!

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

[dynasty] You're wife's a member of the feline family? ME-OW! I'd hit it! [/dynasty]

If that is his wife than your god damn right I'd hit that.....2 times! One for me and one for her.

"Guess where my fingers been? Thank you Astroglide!"

Take that ya ab fucker!

 

[BUCKYLE]

What do you call a person who practices erotic love making to blow-up dolls of Molson Canadian beer bottles? Please explain...

And.. "erotic lovemaking" as opposed to what? Neurotic, erratic, chaotic, geekotic?

Platonic?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Platonic?

Not hot!

 

[shetuck]

Platonic?

Not hot!

 

[OCBucksFan]

I bet he drives a Miata.

 

[BUCKYLE]

What does Paul Bunyan have to do with this?

 

[shetuck]

What does Paul Bunyan have to do with this?

Umm... lumberjacks. Duh!

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

 

[mercer_buckeye]

Tell me somebody mcnealed this motherfucker

 

[OCBucksFan]

Tell me somebody mcnealed this motherfucker

What could we possibly do to this douchebag that god already hasn't? But hey, at least he's got nice abs! But he's still 5'9", just like the rest of you fuckers!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Wait................jax_buck isn't a chick? Son of a BITCH!

EDIT - jax, if you still have that PM from him, please, for the love of god, post it again.

This one?

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10-19-2005, 06:40 PM
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[shetuck]

This one?

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Love your comments.. Never seen a girl know so much!

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[leroyjenkins]

Is that a Geek Squad tie pin??