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Rydawg5 is back, he ain't happy but he has nice abs! (Funniest Posters?)

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shetuck;1137121; said:
rd5's recent open letter on yappi... :slappy:
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peanut gallery said:
Evidently, making a living telling jokes is going well.
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ry said:
Also, huddlers pick up on dry humor. Apparently yappers do not.
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ry said:
The whole "I tell jokes for a living" was a seinfeld reference. The whole post was sort of borrowed and stolen. Much like this sites idea on high school sports haha, but I digress.
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ry said:
I've been gonged more times than anyone here
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ry said:
Hi Ls, I'd like to invite you to the gun show :Show's biceps:
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Set this one up on the tee
 
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RyDawg5;1137003; said:
Seems to be a lot of stand up comedians on this site.

It's been 3 1/2 years since I've been on this site, but my name still seems to pop up in discussion. How can this be? I only had 2 total posts.. Ohhh wait.. I hit on a "what appeared to be" hot girl! Wow, that's just a crazy unheard of thing to do! Funny as hell!

Unfortunately, I thought avatars were a place to put your own picture. Sorry mine was gay, only one I could find at the time. I'm sure you guys are all pimps yourselves.. oh nvm, no one has the balls to put theirs up :wink: I'm sure a lot of you fat bastards with 2 chins wearing a #3 t-shirt look cool as hell in your pics.

I had never been on a forum before when I signed up on here, I had no idea what I was doing. I didn't realize you can just put anything you wanted as avatars.. sorry for being a guy who likes to flirt with girls. I am guilty.

Thanks for all the "homo" comments. Hey, even some moderators, exhawg, felt the need to call me a homo. What a classy guy.

Maybe exhawg thinks its funny I attempted to hit on a girl because he is jealous I aint gay. Sorry exhawg, no sucky sucky for you.. I'm straight. But you can stop sending me pms about wanting some from me.. sorry buddy.

That's about the time I realized the joke is on exhawg, buckstastic, jonathanxc, and who ever couldn't get over themselves.

I didn't know this was the place for a bunch of in-bred white trash rednecks, but you guys have came through incredibily well..

Idiots.

For the rest of you, I'm Rydawg5 and I hit on girls. Feel free to make fun of that.
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LoKyBuckeye;1137073; said:
nice abs....

Rydawg5
Columbus, Ohio
United States
23 year-old Male
5 feet, 9 inches
Registration Date: May 3, 2007
Last online: Oct 5, 2007 8:03 AM
Profile Last Updated: Feb 10, 2008
Last Photo: May 20, 2007

Rydawg5

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damn kid; take about 25lbs, cover and do some proper sit-ups. I'm not sure what the hell your taking a picture of because you sure as shit dont have abs.

My god the random stuff that happens on this site is just....heartwarming.
 
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Holy shit...a bunch of guys on some site called "yappi", going over the pros and cons of friggin jjhuddle.

Thank god for BP.
 
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Hi! I'm a funny guy too. I must confess, while I'm decently put together, I'm far from ripped. But, I'm also old enough to have a solid job, solid income and don't get in to that weird mid twenties shit that all the chachi's worry about. That said, I'm not so old that I'm a fuddy-dutty.... I guess I'm right on that line, if there was one...

Anyway... I am always in the market for a gold digger. You know, when it comes to no strings attached sex, I think... why not tap the internet for talent? I mean, back in the good old days, you'd go to a bar, get sloppy and nail any chick you wanted. But, now, it's all internet romance this, cybersex that.... You gotta play the game, I guess. And, that's sort of what I mean about being old enough, but not too old, I think. You see, I am old enough to consider consequences, to plan etc.. but not so old that I try to have snail mail sex, or that I send out "gold digger feelers" (if you will) by mass mailing homes which may have women.

I'm getting off track again. My avatar is really me. It shows that I'm tough enough to protect you, but sensitive enough to hold you when you just need a hug. More importantly, I can afford to support your vodka addiction. PM me. Regardless, I'll be PMing you... starting with Jax. She looks hot.
 
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Wait, Ryedawg is Jimmy Claussen! He's back on here looking for some rubies. One thing's for certain, he aint much of a student, two years after getting kicked off the site he comes back with a can of gasoline and a pack of matchs. Didn't learn shit while he was away... burn, baby, burn!
 
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