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Ryan Mallett (R.I.P.)

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SparkyOSU;896814; said:
"Oh may gawd! Every look who is at my window! Jonathon Moxen, star quaterback. The Mox"

"A ten, a fucking ten"

" When we started this game, coach said we have to play the next 48 minutes for the next 48 years of our life, I say Fuck That. I say we go out there and play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes...."

Best Movie with a Dawsons Creek star ever. Ever....

(Besides Cruel Intentions...:bow:)
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Tweeder: "Jonathon Moxon you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophmore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your clothes and get in the car"
 
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bkochmc;896885; said:
Ryan also showed his awesome abilities by winning all Heisman Trophies that were predestined to belong to Jimmy. Once again NoD fans lower their heads in shame and Charlie Weis has another bucket of chicken.
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The sun's rays shine differently against Ryan Mallet's perfect skin. So much so, that when he stands next to Charlie Weis, Charlie appears thin.
 
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When Ryan Mallett does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.


Ryan Mallett is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

In honor of Ryan Mallett, all McDonald's in Michigan have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Mallettsized.
 
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Last week Ryan Mallet denied the idea of changing Michigan's mascot to the Mallets. His reasoning was such a school can not be deemed the privilage until they win a National Championship (within the 12 seconds) or fire all retarded coaches.
 
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