Ryan Mallett (R.I.P.)

[Jaxbuck]

I see Mallet Head made it over to the Lloyd Christmas barbershop in Ann Arbor

There is a barber in AA with a great sense of humor. I could just see him asking if they want their hair cut like Lloyd and the brothers dim thinking how clever they were being in schmoozing Carr.

 

[NFBuck]

Everytime Ryan Mallett farts, an angel gets its wings.

 

[Oh8ch]

I'm just saying that Mallett is more accurate

Ryan Mallett can type 197 wpm with NO errors.

A rediculous rate.

Defanately. Defanately rediculous.

 

[SNIPER26]

Ryan Mallett can type 197 wpm with NO errors.

A rediculous rate.

Defanately. Defanately rediculous.

Ryan Mallett can spell ridiculous and definite. Incredible, I know.

 

[heisman]

Ryan Mallett can spell ridiculous and definite. Incredible, I know.

Not if you ask Jim Harbaugh.

 

[lvbuckeye]

Ryan Mallet doesn't read books. he just glares at them until they give him the information he wants.

AND

Ryan Mallet once slammed a revolving door.

 

[SNIPER26]

Who wins in a fight? Ryan Mallett or God? Trick question, since everybody knows Ryan Mallett is God.

Defensive coordinators fear Tom Brady and Peyton Manning. Ryan Mallett considers them "promising rookies".

 

[LordJeffBuck]

Ryan Mallett is such a stud that Jimmy Clausen offered him a ride in his limo.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Ryan Mallett is such a stud that Brady Quinn offered him a ride

 

[Buckeye86]

Ryan Mallet is never late for a ride in Jimmy Clausen's limo because if he is running late, he just throws a football with such velocity that it reverses the spin of the earth, turning back time Superman style

 

[matcar]

At a conference this year, a team of global experts decided to rename Earth Day to Ryan Mallet Day. Subsequent to that, it was decided that the other 364 days would also be adorned with this prestigious honor.

Today is Monday, August 6th. Happy Ryan Mallet Day.

 

[Zurp]

Ryan Mallet can throw a football "over them mountains", sell some auto insurance, and put on his mascara - all at the same time.

 

[Oh8ch]

THERE ARE LIMITS -

Ryan Mallett is the bread and the knife,
the crystal goblet and the wine.
Ryan Mallett is the dew on the morning grass
and the burning wheel of the sun.
Ryan Mallett is the white apron of the baker,
and the marsh birds suddenly in flight.

However, Ryan Mallett is not the wind in the orchard,
the plums on the counter,
or the house of cards.
And Ryan Mallett is certainly not the pine-scented air.
There is just no way that Ryan Mallett is the pine-scented air.

It is possible that Ryan Mallett is the fish under the bridge,
maybe even the pigeon on the general's head,
but Ryan Mallett is not even close
to being the field of cornflowers at dusk.

And a quick look in the mirror will show
that Ryan Mallett is neither the boots in the corner
nor the boat asleep in its boathouse.

But don't worry,
Ryan Mallett is still the bread and the knife.
Ryan Mallett will always be the bread and the knife,
not to mention the crystal goblet and--somehow--the wine.

 

[Ginn4Heisman]

When Ryan Mallett has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

 

[SparkyOSU]

Best QB out of Texas since Lance Harbor

"Oh may gawd! Every look who is at my window! Jonathon Moxen, star quaterback. The Mox"

"A ten, a fucking ten"

" When we started this game, coach said we have to play the next 48 minutes for the next 48 years of our life, I say Fuck That. I say we go out there and play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes...."

Best Movie with a Dawsons Creek star ever. Ever....

(Besides Cruel Intentions...)