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HailToMichigan
Maize and Blue Wahoo
When we keep getting new material like this? No. Are you saying you're getting too much dick?OregonBuckeye;1155914; said:
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HailToMichigan
Maize and Blue Wahoo
I'd like to put away the dick myself, but it's just too hard.
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1156648; said:
You wanted to type 'starting', but when somebody was beating Dick you couldn't stop yourself from staring.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
South Carolina has the all-time great quarterback name (Arkansas/Dick may be runner-up):
South Carolina fans love Smelley Cock
"Smelley, a 6-2, 216-pound redshirt freshman made his just second career start on Saturday and led the Gamecocks to a 38-21 win over Mississippi State. While celebrating his 21st birthday, Smelley completed 19-of-37 passes for 279 yards and two touchdowns, all career highs."
South Carolina fans love Smelley Cock
"Smelley, a 6-2, 216-pound redshirt freshman made his just second career start on Saturday and led the Gamecocks to a 38-21 win over Mississippi State. While celebrating his 21st birthday, Smelley completed 19-of-37 passes for 279 yards and two touchdowns, all career highs."
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Does "Our Kansas" play South Carolina in 2009? If so we can have the following headline.
"Mallette beats Cocks"
or
"Cocks beat Mallette"
or
"Bobby Petrino is s cocksucker" (courtesy of Iron Bucki)
"Mallette beats Cocks"
or
"Cocks beat Mallette"
or
"Bobby Petrino is s cocksucker" (courtesy of Iron Bucki)
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PlanetFrnd
Head Coach
Mods, feel free to delete this if it's too political, but in these tough times, I think we ALL know to whom we should turn:
Ryan Mallett thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal
Ryan Mallett can borrow at the discount window
Ryan Mallett can sell $300bln in high yield loans before lunch
Ryan Mallett's curves are never inverted
Ryan Mallett doesn't hedge . He waits.
Ryan Mallett doesn't target inflation. He roundhouse-kicks it until it
begs for mercy.
The Ryan Mallett dollar buys 3 Canadian dollars, and trades at parity
with the euro.
Ryan Mallett doesn't supply collateral, only collateral damage.
The tears of Ryan Mallett would supply enough liquidity to solve the
credit crisis. Too bad he never cries.
When the yield on a Ryan Mallett bond goes up, the price also rises.
Ryan Mallett trades on fear and greed simultaneously.
Alan Greenspan calls Ryan Mallett "The Maestro."
Ryan Mallett has already banked his dividend payment from Northern Rock
Plc..
Ryan Mallett doesn't borrow at the Fed's discount window. Ryan Mallett
LENDS at the Fed's discount window.
There is no market regulator. Just a list of securities Ryan Mallett
allows to be traded.
Ryan Mallett doesn't buy gold to hedge against inflation. Gold buys
Ryan Mallett to hedge against inflation.
Ryan Mallett charges the Bank of England a penalty rate for borrowing.
And guarantees its deposits.
Ryan Mallett gets ALL of his funding from the asset-backed commercial
paper market.
Ryan Mallett doesn't mark-to-market. The market marks to Ryan Mallett.
When the U.S. economy sneezes, the world catches a cold. When Ryan Mallet sneezes, the U.S. economy catches pneumonia.
Ryan Mallett thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal
Ryan Mallett isn't a market maker; he IS the market
Ryan Mallett subprime collateralized debt obligations still trade at 100
percent of face value.
Ryan Mallett has a trade surplus with China.
Ryan Mallett thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal
Ryan Mallett can borrow at the discount window
Ryan Mallett can sell $300bln in high yield loans before lunch
Ryan Mallett's curves are never inverted
Ryan Mallett doesn't hedge . He waits.
Ryan Mallett doesn't target inflation. He roundhouse-kicks it until it
begs for mercy.
The Ryan Mallett dollar buys 3 Canadian dollars, and trades at parity
with the euro.
Ryan Mallett doesn't supply collateral, only collateral damage.
The tears of Ryan Mallett would supply enough liquidity to solve the
credit crisis. Too bad he never cries.
When the yield on a Ryan Mallett bond goes up, the price also rises.
Ryan Mallett trades on fear and greed simultaneously.
Alan Greenspan calls Ryan Mallett "The Maestro."
Ryan Mallett has already banked his dividend payment from Northern Rock
Plc..
Ryan Mallett doesn't borrow at the Fed's discount window. Ryan Mallett
LENDS at the Fed's discount window.
There is no market regulator. Just a list of securities Ryan Mallett
allows to be traded.
Ryan Mallett doesn't buy gold to hedge against inflation. Gold buys
Ryan Mallett to hedge against inflation.
Ryan Mallett charges the Bank of England a penalty rate for borrowing.
And guarantees its deposits.
Ryan Mallett gets ALL of his funding from the asset-backed commercial
paper market.
Ryan Mallett doesn't mark-to-market. The market marks to Ryan Mallett.
When the U.S. economy sneezes, the world catches a cold. When Ryan Mallet sneezes, the U.S. economy catches pneumonia.
Ryan Mallett thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal
Ryan Mallett isn't a market maker; he IS the market
Ryan Mallett subprime collateralized debt obligations still trade at 100
percent of face value.
Ryan Mallett has a trade surplus with China.
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muffler dragon
Bien. Bien chiludo.
While the exact time is uncertain, it appears that THEE Ryan Mallett has been surpassed in the Mythic by one omnipotent Tim Tebow.
The world shuttered at the time; however, the Messianic Age has officially begun...
So sayeth the Good Book.
The world shuttered at the time; however, the Messianic Age has officially begun...
So sayeth the Good Book.
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