LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.

Kiddy-fiddler Ronald McDonald (as in he fiddles children out of their pocket money) has had a sex change in order to lure older Japanese people back into eating their "food".
McDonald's have sexed up Ronald by hacking off his gentials, wiping off his make-up, and straightening his hair. One new wardrobe later and you've got the foxy Rhonda McDonald (our name, not theirs) who's pictured eating burgers which would actually put her out of a job within weeks.