Ronald McDonald Gets A Makeover in Japan

[LoKyBuckeye]

Kiddy-fiddler Ronald McDonald (as in he fiddles children out of their pocket money) has had a sex change in order to lure older Japanese people back into eating their "food".

McDonald's have sexed up Ronald by hacking off his gentials, wiping off his make-up, and straightening his hair. One new wardrobe later and you've got the foxy Rhonda McDonald (our name, not theirs) who's pictured eating burgers which would actually put her out of a job within weeks.

 

[Thump]

One question, does this whore still have to wear the ginormous red clown shoes?

 

[exhawg]

I'd hit it.

 

[Thump]

I'd hit it.

You'd think in Japan that they'd use an asian looking whore.

 

[BrutusMaximus]

No, we use the Asian looking whores over here. Guys in this country tend to get all googly over Asian chicks. (Myself included) People over there are obsessed with American women.

Or so I am told.

 

[Golferdow01]

No, we use the Asian looking whores over here. Guys in this country tend to get all googly over Asian chicks. (Myself included) People over there are obsessed with American women.

Or so I am told.

Oh they are...

I used to work at a country club and a lot of the asian members/guests would mention he strip clubs around the city. PUtting two and two tgether I would think that as well