Dear WVU
Now, I am not saying what DickWad did was right, quite the contrary, but I figure since your school recently had discovered running water I would introduce you to something new. It's called electricity, with electricity you can get these new fangled boxes that can store your information. Most of the country calls them "computers" but that's going to have too many letters for you folks to spell, so let's just call them box thingies. Most universities have used a system where they can store copies off all of their documents on these box thingies so that there isn't just a single copy in some guys office. So you understand, a copy is a second copy of the same piece of paper, it looks exactly the same, and no, having your brother/dad try to draw it to look the same won't work. Now please, with your advancements in learning cursive writing and the ability to bathe without having to jump in the river, please look into this electricity thing so that this won't ever happen again.
Maybe next year we'll introduce you to dentistry, but I don't want to go too far over your heads, the average 4 teeth each of you have is fine for now, I mean, how tough can eating road kill be?
Sincerely
The civilized world.