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Rich Rodriguez (official thread of last laughs)

Oh8ch;1743619; said:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you worry son, I am slicker teflon, no way they make any of this stick to me. Oh yeah, and be sure to follow my brilliance on Twitter, I got some amazing stuff up there like:

Practice #4 ....who is going to be ready when we SPOT THE BALL

Also, you can see that I use an iphone, which shows how smart you need to be to operate an iphone.
 
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RR just isn't going to make it at Michigan. It's like he is cursed or something...
Seriously, every time you check up on this team you have to grit your teeth and brace for a kick in the junk.

This guy's been such a "cooler." It's baffling, it seemingly has to turn around soon.

If you're ever running hot at Motor City and you see RR coming towards your table with that sly grin, scoop up your chips and sprint for the exit.
 
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Seriously, every time you check up on this team you have to grit your teeth and brace for a kick in the junk.

This guy's been such a "cooler." It's baffling, it seemingly has to turn around soon.

If you're ever running hot at Motor City and you see RR coming towards your table with that sly grin, scoop up your chips and sprint for the exit.

RR = Eddie the Mush

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Rich_Rodriguez;1751802; said:
Thought I would share some more of my twitter brilliance:

Another day to get better...afterwards fellowship and fun at my house with the players and coaches
And by getting better, we mean that I learned how to spell a new word. I love those word of the day calendars.

Is "fellowship" the euphemism for how Tater "is eager to please" you?
 
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Rich_Rodriguez;1751802; said:
Thought I would share some more of my twitter brilliance:

Another day to get better...afterwards fellowship and fun at my house with the players and coaches.

And by getting better, we mean that I learned how to spell a new word. I love those word of the day calendars.

Rich, that just sounds creepily wrong.

Glad you learned how to use twitter, though. RichRod & Twit is the most perfect convergence of name and meaning
since Thomas Crapper became a plumber.
 
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Humorous or pathetic?

RichRod on his defense:

"Our numbers are down as far as the number of guys we think are ready to play. I think we'll have more guys ready to play, so if we get some guys banged up it shouldn't be as tough for us."

Rivals.com College Football - Rodriguez knows there are no guarantees

Translation: Our numbers are down, so if we get some guys banged up, it won't hurt us because we'll just be replacing shit with more shit.
 
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Thank you, Bill Martin.



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Thank you, Rich Rodriguez.

When some Buckeye fans nearly lost all hope, you were there for them. They thought, "Hey, can this Tressel guy be all that good? Even if he is, would those guys up north hire a loser to take over from VLLLoyd?"

But, they were wrong. You did and, hey, they love you for it. It's not a love that will not stand the test of time.

Don't listen to your detractors. Hold that rope! All in! Your REAL fans are right here on BP!

Now, you just go on out there and do what you do so well!
 
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