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Rich Rodriguez (official thread of last laughs)

I met a dyed in the wool scum fan tonight and asked him if tsun was going to be better this year and he said something about fornicating myself. So I said no seriously and how much. He replied yes and predicted that they would win 8 games.
So I said who will the qb be and he said something about fornicating myself.
Oh yeah he said the 8 wins would include a win over the Bucks. Surprisingly he got mad when I burst out laughing.
 
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How will that horrid defense be better with having to play more true freshman just to be anywhere near Big Ten quality? The offense will be better so expect another win or two from out scoring some teams.
Lets just put it this way. They will be fun to watch! :tongue2:
 
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Taosman;1634901; said:
The offense will be better so expect another win or two from out scoring some teams.

How will their offense be better? They have a looming QB controversy and absolutely no reliable RB's. Their top two rushers, Minor and Brown, have graduated, Smith blew out his knee, and as we all know, Shart stinks. :)
 
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localyokel;1636097; said:
*that's a Jerry Maguire movie rip off, btw--fan had the same sign in the stands during Cuba's scene toward the end.

Makes me think more of this...an inanimate carbon rod might actually be a better option!

20070629simpsonscarbonrod.jpg
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1642594; said:
Me neither. I did declare myself eligible for the NBA draft, however.

You better watch it, bub. David Stern made it crystal clear to Mark Titus that there will be no humor or harmless shenanigans permitted regarding the NBA draft. Govern yourself accordingly.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1642600; said:
You can't be serious (no joke) If you were, you would have said "(no joke)" (no joke)

Excessive use of the "(no joke)" - pi yards from the spot of the foul - automatic fifth down.
 
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starBUCKS;1642593; said:
Seriously? Dick Rod's Agent came out and said he wasn't a candidate for the Tennessee job. By the way, I'm not a candidate either as of right now.

i am tossing my name into the conversation, I can lie, cheat and steal, I don't really care about grades and have accepted Tebow as my lord and savior, so I am ideal for an SEC coach.

Do I have any coaching experience? Nope, but I could stay at a holiday in the night before the game.
 
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