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Gatorubet;1162938; said:No shit. I knew this lawyer who couldn't tell sarcasm from a box of dicks.
No, no, no...it's BAG of dicks.
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Gatorubet;1162938; said:No shit. I knew this lawyer who couldn't tell sarcasm from a box of dicks.
NFBuck;1162528; said:Well, there were the cheerleader rumors at wvu. I have a hard time buying those though. What hot co-ed wants a romp with a doughy douchebag with bad hairplugs that dresses like a cheap used-car salesman?
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West Virginia increased Rodriguez's salary to $1.1 million last summer. The terms of his contract include a $2 million payment to the university if he leaves before Aug. 31, 2007.
Sources told ESPN's Joe Schad that Alabama extended a six-year, $12 million offer to Rodriguez and that Alabama would pay West Virginia a $2 million buyout. The proposed deal would make Rodriguez among the top 10 highest-paid college coaches in the nation, doubling his current salary.
The Birmingham News reported on its Web site late Thursday that Rodriguez was offered more than $2 million a year with incentives and would have one of the highest-paid coaching staffs in the Southeastern Conference.
The newspaper, citing anonymous sources, said Alabama officials expected him to sign the deal on Friday. That turned out not to be the case.
West Virginia tailback Steve Slaton, in Orlando to attend Thursday night's Home Depot College Football Awards Show at Walt Disney World Resort, told ESPN.com's Mark Schlabach that Rodriguez told his team he's not going anywhere.
When told later that a deal could be imminent, however, Slaton told Schad, "It's a business. He's got to do what's best for his family. It hurts, but we'll be OK."
Center Dan Mozes added, "I'm disappointed. He said he was going to be there his whole career. I'd think he'd stick to his word. If you graduated from there and were a coach there, why would you leave? Maybe it's the money."
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In decisions of this magnitude, I resort to the lyrics of the Beach Boy classic "California Girls". It's a simple algorithm, in which my geographic preference is indicated by the order in which the regions appear in the song. In this case, it's quite easy, as Southern girls -- with the way they talk -- has precedence over the Northern Girls. Intraregionally it gets a bit more difficult to divine.BuckeyeNation27;1162982; said:which school would you rather coach at.....Michigan or Alabama?
listen dick box, don't make me sue you....that quote was trademarked.yeah sure. lawyers are smart. right. whatever.
shetuck;1163069; said:If I piece all this nonsense together, one of the pictures that might emerge is that Dick Wad's strategy is to get fired at TSUN, use the $4 mill in liquidated damage to pay back WVU, and then go re-stake his original claim for the HC job at Arkansas.
Why else would ANYONE go through these contortions?
shetuck;1163069; said:If I piece all this nonsense together, one of the pictures that might emerge is that Dick Wad's strategy is to get fired at TSUN, use the $4 mill in liquidated damage to pay back WVU, and then go re-stake his original claim for the HC job at Arkansas.
Why else would ANYONE go through these contortions?
Which brings me to the same old conclusion... Ann Arbor is (still) a whore!