Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[ochre]

Well, JJ Homer kind of got his ass pillaged a bit last night; if it wasn't for all these shitty players, I contend my original prediction of 162-0 would still stand.

 

[Marty Brennaman]

Rasiel Ingelsias bunts like a fruit picking retard.

How in the hell can you not get a bunt down and help yourself win the game? Lack of fundamentals just kills me.

I guarantee you back in the day Pete would have gotten that bunt down.

SON OF A BITCH!!

 

[Marty Brennaman]

'Ol Cowboy Bob West rings him up!

That mans talent as a Country singer is vastly under appreciated by the younger generation of fucktwits today.

Pete loves him

 

[Marty Brennaman]

Boy I'll tell you what, that Jaso is a dirty looking little hippie isn't he?

makes me long for the days when you could just shoot hippies

 

[Jaxbuck]

Nice to see gizmo choke up 9 or 10 inches on that bat and slap the ball harmlessly into LF.

Power is so overrated.

 

[Jaxbuck]

baseball or football, when they have replay and still get it wrong....its just astounding

pirates runner was safe getting back into 2nd

 

[Mr Red]

Raise it!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

One Hoovering away from being 5-0. Not too shabby.

 

[Jaxbuck]

One Hoovering away from being 5-0. Not too shabby.

I think they started 4-0 last year and still lost 98

Phillies will be formidable but they still have a shot at the #1 pick.

 

[ochre]

Suarez maintaining his 106 HR pace.

 

[Bestbuck36]

What in the actual fuck is wrong with Jay Bruce?!?!? Shenanigans!

 

[Jaxbuck]

What in the fuck got into these fucking fucks?

 

[Bucknut24]

Maybe they're not so shitty?

Lolol sorry.. Have had a sinus infection and bad coughing.. On drugs

 

[Mr Red]

Good night, Pittsburgh. Sail your wooden ship back home safely! Jolly Roger at half mast, of course.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Nice to give the bucco's a jolly rogering.