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Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

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Holy shit! Homer Bailey is pitching now?! Yesterday was his second start. I need to start paying more attention to these scrubs because the jokes are going to get a lot better now that we have a $100M batting practice bum going out there every 5 days.
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
Holy [Mark May]! Homer Bailey is pitching now?! Yesterday was his second start. I need to start paying more attention to these scrubs because the jokes are going to get a lot better now that we have a $100M batting practice bum going out there every 5 days.
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I believe the accepted nomenclature is "going out there and announcing his presence with authority" every five days
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I believe the accepted nomenclature is "going out there and announcing his presence with authority" every five days
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All of the BOOMS going off every 5th night have the Cincinnati Police Department responding to "shots fired" at 100 Joe Nuxhall Way. Everyone should do themselves a favor and NOT get shot outside the stadium because the police aren't coming. They're getting tired of the prank calls.
 
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Billy Hamilton would be a first ballot hall of famer if he played the Pirates every game. Batting average over .300, OBP over .350, and a dozen more steals against the Bucs than versus any other club (successful 85% of his attempts vs PIT). :argh:
 
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Jake said:
Billy Hamilton would be a first ballot hall of famer if he played the Pirates every game. Batting average over .300, OBP over .350, and a dozen more steals against the Bucs than versus any other club (successful 85% of his attempts vs PIT). :argh:
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:lol:

that's a rough one because he, by and large, sucks donkey dick
 
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Jaxbuck said:
first problem is letting him get on base 38 times in 44 games

all you gotta do is knock the bat out of his hand with a good fastball

he posses the power of an asthmatic 9 year old girl
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Wait, do you mean walking the leadoff guy to start practically every game is a bad idea? :eek:
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
Nothing about last night's game on here? I had to read about it on Deadspin?
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Fungo Squiggly said:
What can you say about having 7 chances to get the last out and not getting it. Fuck these losers.
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They almost won a meaningless game but that's about as clutch as you can be to salvage a much needed loss. These boys have ice water running through their veins. God bless 'em.
 
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Thanks to the loss last night, the Reds are worse than the Twins and tied with the DBacks and Rays. Praise be unto Cingranny and Ohlendoof. Now they can focus all of their suck on catching the Braves.

It was a three team race for ultimate suck but it seems like the DBacks and Rays are catching on with honorable mention to the Brewers and Padres.
 
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