Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

[Jaxbuck]

Welcome to the family kid.

The rest of whats left of your baseball career will be spent saturated in the smell of defeat, dick and failure.

Invest the money wisely

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Getting no-hit by a schmuck with a 5+ ERA.

 

[kujirakira]

What is this abortion of a uniform im seeing against the As

 

[Jaxbuck]

Free game of the day you say? I wonder why they couldn't charge more for such a marquee match up?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

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Free game of the day you say? I wonder why they couldn't charge more for such a marquee match up?

Cheap bastards.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Reds vs Braves should be sponsored by Yugo or some such shit as that. Not Jaguar.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

 

[Bestbuck36]

Couple of things today:

Someone explain to me how Jay fucking Bruce has 6 triples. That slow bastard??

I'm am scared at this point because the Reds basically had an excellent draft. If St Louis would have gotten these guys they'd be looking at a couple more pennants and possible championships within the next 4-5 years. The Reds, however, probably get one of them to the majors and bomb the rest in fucked up trades for broken down has beens. Coming soon to a shitshow near you!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Couple of things today:

Someone explain to me how Jay fucking Bruce has 6 triples. That slow bastard??

I'm am scared at this point because the Reds basically had an excellent draft. If St Louis would have gotten these guys they'd be looking at a couple more pennants and possible championships within the next 4-5 years. The Reds, however, probably get one of them to the majors and bomb the rest in fucked up trades for broken down has beens. Coming soon to a [Mark May]show near you!

I'm thinking multiple city, simultaneous lightning strikes or a large outbreak of rabid polar bear maulings. Something like that but rest assured, they will never see the majors in a productive capacity for the Reds.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Fuck these clowns.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fuck these clowns.

yep

100 games still to go but they just put a major dent in the race to #1

Fuckers will be 30 games back and still not get the #1 pick

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I rarely pay attention to these cock gobblers anymore but I heard a chorus of laughs coming from the south, I checked, and sure enough, that shit-sipping JJ Hoover is back on the team.

 

[Jaxbuck]

that [Mark May]-sipping JJ Hoover is back on the team.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Talk all the shit you want but you'll never be as big a Rads farn as this guy.

 

[Thump]

Talk all the [Mark May] you want but you'll never be as big a Rads farn as this guy.

6 typos.

Stay classy Cincy.