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Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

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Welcome to the family kid.

The rest of whats left of your baseball career will be spent saturated in the smell of defeat, dick and failure.

Invest the money wisely
 
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Couple of things today:

Someone explain to me how Jay fucking Bruce has 6 triples. That slow bastard??

I'm am scared at this point because the Reds basically had an excellent draft. If St Louis would have gotten these guys they'd be looking at a couple more pennants and possible championships within the next 4-5 years. The Reds, however, probably get one of them to the majors and bomb the rest in fucked up trades for broken down has beens. Coming soon to a shitshow near you!
 
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Bestbuck36 said:
Couple of things today:

Someone explain to me how Jay fucking Bruce has 6 triples. That slow bastard??

I'm am scared at this point because the Reds basically had an excellent draft. If St Louis would have gotten these guys they'd be looking at a couple more pennants and possible championships within the next 4-5 years. The Reds, however, probably get one of them to the majors and bomb the rest in fucked up trades for broken down has beens. Coming soon to a [Mark May]show near you!
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I'm thinking multiple city, simultaneous lightning strikes or a large outbreak of rabid polar bear maulings. Something like that but rest assured, they will never see the majors in a productive capacity for the Reds.
 
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