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Reds tidbits 2016 (Sponge Bob Tight Canadian Pants)

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If I were manager, I would pitch my starter (who also isn't great) as normal, and when the time came for the bullpen to come in, I would pack up everyone's shit, send them home, walk over to the opposing manager and tell him that we forfeit. Why does Bryan Price think that any of the fucks in the bullpen even deserve to set foot on a Major League Baseball mound? They don't.
 
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Total Games 162
Games played 40
Games remaining 122

Won 15
Loss 25
Loss Goal 109

Magic Number 84
Lose % needed 68.85%
Current Losing % 62.50%
Projected losses 101.25

3 games the baseball gods somehow miracled the Reds asses to victory in are the only thing keeping them off the pace for 109 (for now)
 
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:rofl:

"He gave up that 2 run homerun but he pitched pretty well for the first three innings."

That's what the Reds are happy with in regards to starting pitching these days...

"He pitched pretty well for three innings."

Now...bring in the bullpen! This season has been glorious. I'm not even lying.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I know one thing for sure, goddamn Minnesota better start doing some winning. This is bull[Mark May].

No way in hell they should be 4 losses ahead of us right now.
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Like the Browns NOT getting the #1 pick this past season. These assholes suck SOOOO bad, they suck at sucking. They ARE suck.

Edit: and just like that, Votto has to go and TRY to WIN a game. We don't beed your game tying HR Votto. Oh well, the bullpen still has to pitch 5 more innings.
 
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CFPBuckeye said:
These assholes suck SOOOO bad, they suck at sucking. They ARE suck.
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The whole "sucking so bad, they suck at sucking" principle...

If the Reds were ever not the worst team in the league, they could maybe be the worst team in the league. As it stands, they are the worst team in the league, so naturally there will be a team that finishes worst. Does any of this make sense? No. It's the Reds.
 
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