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Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

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Hahahahaha, one of the pieces the Reds are expected to move, Manny Parra, goes to 15 day today. Ridiculously typical.

You know these assholes arent going to make any moves, at least no freaking good ones. Fuck
 
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Bestbuck36 said:
Hahahahaha, one of the pieces the Reds are expected to move, Manny Parra, goes to 15 day today. Ridiculously typical.

You know these assholes arent going to make any moves, at least no freaking good ones. Fuck
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Everybody is getting all excited about what they are going to do just like;
  • 2013....Walt did dick and watched the season circle the drain waiting for Ludwick to get healthy
  • Off season before 2014...Walt did fuck all once again
  • At the deadline in 2014......fuck all
  • Winter trade season for 2015....couple of moves but the team still had glaring holes
  • here we are at the trade deadline of the lost 2015 season, Reds are the primary seller in the market. I'm betting on fuck all again
next years draft is going to be a top 5 pick from how bad this year will end up and 2 comp picks so maybe 3 picks in the top 50 or so and the same old tired ass fuck ups back for 2016

Reds fever

catch it
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Everybody is getting all excited about what they are going to do just like;
  • 2013....Walt did dick and watched the season circle the drain waiting for Ludwick to get healthy
  • Off season before 2014...Walt did fuck all once again
  • At the deadline in 2014......fuck all
  • Winter trade season for 2015....couple of moves but the team still had glaring holes
  • here we are at the trade deadline of the lost 2015 season, Reds are the primary seller in the market. I'm betting on fuck all again
next years draft is going to be a top 5 pick from how bad this year will end up and 2 comp picks so maybe 3 picks in the top 50 or so and the same old tired ass fuck ups back for 2016

Reds fever

catch it
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Wouldnt you like to know where the fuck the 100 pitchers the Reds have picked in the last 3 years are? What about the "new" SS prospect? Doesnt matter how many picks they get they'll fuck that up too!
 
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Jaxbuck said:
here we are at the trade deadline of the lost 2015 season, Reds are the primary seller in the market. I'm betting on fuck all again
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The big problem is now the best piece they have to move is two months of Cueto, and since they can't trade Cueto to themselves there's no trade partners stupid enough to overpay. But hey, since Walt's dragged his feet for two years while overpaying marginal stars after career years as the actual value of the team's assets dropped to nil, we got to watch two extra years of inept baseball while bankrupting the future of the franchise until my 7 year old daughter graduate college sometime in 2030.

So there's that.
 
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Dryden said:
The big problem is now the best piece they have to move is two months of Cueto, and since they can't trade Cueto to themselves there's no trade partners stupid enough to overpay. But hey, since Walt's dragged his feet for two years while overpaying marginal stars after career years as the actual value of the team's assets dropped to nil, we got to watch two extra years of inept baseball while bankrupting the future of the franchise until my 7 year old daughter graduate college sometime in 2030.

So there's that.
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Lucky for us he's holed up in his condo down in Jupiter FL to lead this heroic effort

Should be well rested and all

Hope no one calls during shuffle board
 
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BuckeyeNation27 said:
my favorite game to play with my Reds fan brother is "Remember when Jay Bruce was good?". Here's how you play......every time Jay Bruce doesn't get a hit, you ask "Remember when Jay Bruce was good?".
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Reds Fan Brother answer: "No. No, not really. I can't remember it at all to be honest. Didn't some fat fuck catcher from Atlanta sit on his shoulder and fuck it up?"
 
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I'm calling it right now, they aren't going to do a fucking thing at the deadline

They won the top competitive balance pick today so they could literally have 5of the top 40-50 picks next year in what is supposed to be a deep draft.

That's great news for the rest of the league knowing the Reds will be there to take the 10% f the top 50 guaranteed to never amount to dick.
 
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