Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

[Bestbuck36]

I'm watching the Replacements for the 100th time. Too bad they aren't wearing Reds' uniforms

 

[NFBuck]

this is why this thread always wins the interwebs

The Tribe threads used to be good, but Indians followers (myself included) have been devoured by sweet, sweet apathy.

 

[Bestbuck36]

Aroldis Chapman for Yasiel Puig? And go

 

[Jaxbuck]

Aroldis Chapman for Yasiel Puig? And go

before the Dodgers change their mind

 

[Bestbuck36]

This is the Billy Hamilton that pisses me off. The guy is so fucking fast he doesnt have to hardly hit the ball and completely wreck the other team. Learn how to play this small ball shit and electrify the league dumbass!!

 

[Jaxbuck]

Lots of buzz late last night about Cueto almost going to KC

Supposedly someone on the KC return side failed a physical.

I call bullshit because that would imply a level of professionalism in vetting the trade that we all know the Reds brass simply does not posses.

 

[jlb1705]

Lots of buzz late last night about Cueto almost going to KC

Supposedly someone on the KC return side failed a physical.

I call bull[Mark May] because that would imply a level of professionalism in vetting the trade that we all know the Reds brass simply does not posses.

The Reds don't want pre-injured players. They would prefer to injure them themselves.

 

[Jaxbuck]

The Reds don't want pre-injured players. They would prefer to injure them themselves.

Preferably shortly after the ink dries on the long term contract

 

[Jaxbuck]

Rosenthal tweeting the KC deal is happening now.

Can't wait to see how badly they fuck this up

EDIT

neverfuckingmind he changed it to KC hopeful they can get Cueto now....fucking bowtie wearing little fruit cup

I'm hopeful of shagging Jessica Alba

EDIT II

Looks like a delay in Twitter feed, now reporting its going down

I'm gonna finally get to bang Jessica Alba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bucknut24]

Ken Rosenthal ‏@Ken_Rosenthal 22m22 minutes ago
Source: #Royals getting Cueto.

 

[Bucknut24]

now, who wants Bruce??!?!

 

[Bestbuck36]

now, who wants Bruce??!?!

His mother maybe?

 

[Bucknut24]

doubtful

 

[Bestbuck36]

Not sure I like this deal for Cueto even though the Reds weren't going to resign him. I guess we can always see what he's asking in FA since the freaking Royals wont be able to sign him either. Baseball is trivial

 

[colobuck79]

I went to the Rockies/Reds game yesterday afternoon. That was some dreadful bad baseball, or whatever you want to call it.