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Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

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Our bitch better win a trophy

by Flyguy (sorta)


Our bitch better win a trophy,
thru Cubs, Pirates, Brewers or Cardinals.
Gizmo better help win a trophy!
not a play-in, not a NLDS, but a World Series bash
because if she dont, I'm gonna put my foot, straight up her tight pants wearing ass.
 
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So my apologies, this isn’t a rap, but for all my old schoolers out there, this is to the tune of Ruppert Holmes’ “Pina Colada Song” and could as well be about the Indians…

I was tired of winning, cheering for too many greats,
I’d seen too many trophies, too many playoff dates,
So I needed a new team, to beat my brains out instead,
Found a fan of the Red Stockings, and this is…what he said…

If you like bad starting pitching, no stolen bases or bunts,
If you like leadoff hitters, who reach base less than once,
If you like rally-killing strikeouts, and a bullpen that’s dead,
Come with me to Great American, and experience the Reds…

Classic!

Side note: I feel this thread is probably due for a name change the way it's heading...
 
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Toddfather absolutely on fire right now. 4 homers in two days including last nights walk off grand slam in the 13th. Cueto pitched well except for 3 bad pitches in one inning that cost him 3 runs. Was hoping he'd do even better, that trade value is going in the wrong direction.
 
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Toddfather absolutely on fire right now. 4 homers in two days including last nights walk off grand slam in the 13th. Cueto pitched well except for 3 bad pitches in one inning that cost him 3 runs. Was hoping he'd do even better, that trade value is going in the wrong direction.

He will be worth the same comp pick no matter how he performs the rest of the year I believe.
 
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It's too bad the rest of the team is so sorry - Todd Frazier is doomed to a season ending injury, because he's probably in the discussion as NL MVP (which is probably going to Harper at this point)....
 
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