Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

[CookyPuss]

fuck beans

 

[buckeyesin07]

Started 4-0. Now 5-7. So predictable.

 

[jlb1705]

 

[brodybuck21]

Actually score runs and bullpen blows it
Starter pitches well and bats are nowhere to be found
Cant get bunts down
No clutch
Manager looks lost
Fuck these guys

 

[Bucklion]

At least you aren't looking at 37 year old guys who throw like old people fuck to fill out your rotation

 

[ochre]

 

[Honor&Glory]

So is everyone pumped up for the big prime time game tonight?

Me too.

In other news, whoever picked "lower body" in the "what body part will end Mesoraco's career now that he signed a LTC" looks like the winner.

"Hip Impingement" the Krim Reaper says, "amputee" I say.

Whatever you call it, stick a fork in it, he's done.

Reds fever, catch it!

i was diagnosed with a 'hip impingement' at 22. i'm 45 and have needed to have that hip replaced since I was 30. the 'real' diagnosis was arthritis. I have no cartilage in the socket and it hurts like a mother. So, yeah, I'm going with amputation.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Actually score runs and bullpen blows it
Starter pitches well and bats are nowhere to be found
Cant get bunts down
No clutch
Manager looks lost
Fuck these guys

29 words. I'm not sure I could sum it up any better and with any fewer words, mainly because my summary would have 29 "fuck" words alone. I'll use yours as a template.

Score runs, bullpen blows it.
Starter pitches well, bats disappear.
Can't bunt.
No clutch.
Manager sucks.
Fuck 'em.

18! Yippee!

 

[Jaxbuck]

29 words. I'm not sure I could sum it up any better and with any fewer words, mainly because my summary would have 29 "fuck" words alone. I'll use yours as a template.

Score runs, bullpen blows it.
Starter pitches well, bats disappear.
Can't bunt.
No clutch.
Manager sucks.
Fuck 'em.

18! Yippee!

Losers gonna lose

That's 3

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Losers gonna lose

That's 3

Succinct.

I can do it in 2, I suppose.

Cock gobblers.

NTTAWWT

 

[brodybuck21]

^^^you have won the interwebs for the day^^^

 

[CFPBuckeye]

^^^you have won the interwebs for the day^^^

I'll forfeit to whoever changed the thread title.

I have to stop laughing if I want to get any work done.

 

[brodybuck21]

I'll forfeit to whoever changed the thread title.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Started 4-0. Now 5-7. So predictable.

and as CFP pointed out, lucky as balls to win those 4

Too soon to start wondering what sorry sack of monkey spunk we get back in the great Cueto give away?

 

[Bucklion]

and as CFP pointed out, lucky as balls to win those 4

Too soon to start wondering what sorry sack of monkey spunk we get back in the great Cueto give away?

A couple of guys raking .212 in the Carolina league?