Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

[Jaxbuck]

Here is the Reds we know and loathe

Matheny brings in his closer for a tie game in 9th on the road, closer walks first two hitters on 9 pitches then the Reds do their thing

Brandon pieceofshit Phillips can't get a bunt down and K's
Jay the bitch Bruce hits the fly ball that could have scored the winning run if Phillips could have gotten him over
TGSTW K's feebly

end o story

 

[Jaxbuck]

Gregg in to pitch

this should be good

 

[Jaxbuck]

Holy fucking balls

The WB's channeled their inner Reds and made 3 outs on 5 or 6 pitches

WTF??

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

 

[Bucknut24]

Same shit different year... Why am I always surprised these cocksuckers choke on their own jizz

 

[Jaxbuck]

It's hard to believe sometimes

just hard to believe

It's almost like they are trying to fail

 

[Jaxbuck]

Even by Reds standards this one is impressive

 

[Mike80]

Fungo called it....he said 4-158....they're on their way now...

 

[Jaxbuck]

They are going to jail sex Gregg this inning

 

[Jaxbuck]

now watch how quickly the Card get a lead off runner on and score

 

[Jaxbuck]

annnnd there it is

good night

 

[Dryden]

Gregg is turrible. Just turrible.

 

[NFBuck]

I bet if we combined the best of the Reds and Indians rosters, Ohio could field a .500 team.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I bet if we combined the best of the Reds and Indians rosters, Ohio could field a .500 team.

Maybe in AA ball.

 

[Bucklion]

Maybe in AA ball.

The rotations ERA would be about 2.34...and Kluber would lead in victories with 3, because the pen would blow 50 saves and there would be zero clutch hitting.