Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

[Fungo Squiggly]

Predictable, really. It was an act of the purest optimism to have checked the box score in the first place.

 

[Bucklion]

Dumbo blows it again. For fucks sake can these [Mark May]bricks not find a single soul who can get people out from the bullpen??

Have to pitch Chapman 2 innings every time I guess til his arm falls off!

Well, the Indians can't

 

[Bucklion]

TGSTW doing his thing

now 2/23 (.087) with 0 walks and 7 K's

one of Walts more impressive OF failures

Impressive...keep that up all season, and he will enter Indians David Delucci territory

 

[Bestbuck36]

TGSTW doing his thing

now 2/23 (.087) with 0 walks and 7 K's

one of Walts more impressive OF failures

He is actually an upgrade out there on defense though so far. Of course, it wasnt really that hard to be an upgrade in the first place.

 

[Jaxbuck]

He is actually an upgrade out there on defense though so far. Of course, it wasnt really that hard to be an upgrade in the first place.

Yes, he is that.

Although I'm not sure how much LF defense is needed with this bullpen. Anyone can run back to the wall and watch it go over.

 

[Jaxbuck]

 

[jlb1705]

staked to a 3 run explosion in the top of the 1st and blows it in the bottom

 

[Jaxbuck]

I don't think this scaffolding guy has been around the rest of them long enough to understand he's supposed to be a quivering bitchass pansy when confronted by adversity or even just the other team.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Pena just hit a ball almost exactly into the Bartman seat

 

[Jaxbuck]

Dumbest team in baseball

run themselves into an out at least once per game

Dusty would be proud of the aggressiveness and unclogged status of the bases

 

[Jaxbuck]

Cowboy just said our starting 8 have "no weaknesses"

 

[Jaxbuck]

I think "Cozart" is Dutch for "end of inning"

 

[Jaxbuck]

well there goes the no hitter

 

[Jaxbuck]

Scaffolding definitely didn't get the memo about surrendering leads in the next half inning after the offense gives them.

He needs to buddy up with Leake if he wants to fit in with the team

 

[Jaxbuck]

I bet Scaffolding is going to be feeling pretty good about throwing 7 shutout innings

Bullpen will fix that real fucking quick