Reds tidbits 2015 (morgue)

[Thump]

Just realized when my wife downgraded us from UVerse 300 to 200, I lost MLB network.

Fuck[Mark May]ballsgoddamn.

Whore.

 

[Thump]

Votto looking good thus far.

Still have to believe he was not 100 percent last year.

 

[Dryden]

Votto looking good thus far.

Still have to believe he was not 100 percent last year.

You believe he was not 100 percent in a season he only appeared in 62 games?

Going out on a limb there, aren't ya?

 

[Thump]

No shit but he sure caught a lot of grief last year.

Looks trimmed down a bit as well.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Joe Danneman ‏@FOX19Joe
Timed Billy Hamilton's run from third to home using our editing software - he made it from bag to plate in 3.25 seconds.

jesus

 

[Dryden]

Lance McAlister ‏@LanceMcAlister 13m13 minutes ago
#Reds 4-0 Mesoraco-Byrd-Phillips-Cozart are 6 for 58 (.103), 1 RBI.

 

[Dryden]

Looks trimmed down a bit as well.

According to Fay, he's just not wearing baggy pants anymore. Weight hasn't changed.

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/red...is-playing-weight-is-about-the-same/25537611/

 

[Dryden]

Seven steals in four games.

You need a montage ...

http://m.reds.mlb.com/cin/video/v67722583/hamilton-starts-2015-season-7for7-in-stolen-bases

 

[Mike80]

What exactly in the fuck is going on here?

Usually the dead cat bounce doesn't happen until July....

 

[jlb1705]

If this keeps up they'll fool themselves into thinking they're contenders and trade Billy Hamilton away at the deadline for a 40 year-old left-handed middle reliever to try to put them over the hump.

 

[Jaxbuck]

If this keeps up they'll fool themselves into thinking they're contenders and trade Billy Hamilton away at the deadline for a 40 year-old left-handed middle reliever to try to put them over the hump.

who will then get the patented Jocketty 2 year above market extension to keep him safely away from all the other GM's in the league who don't want him.

 

[Thump]

According to Fay, he's just not wearing baggy pants anymore. Weight hasn't changed.

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/red...is-playing-weight-is-about-the-same/25537611/

Baggy pants are gay as is pulling your pants down to your shoes.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Baggy pants are gay as is pulling your pants down to your shoes.

tough to actually be gay if someone doesn't get their pants down to their shoes isn't it?

 

[jlb1705]

I just heard Billy Hamilton speak for the first time on the pregame show.

He sounds like a damn hillbilly midget.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I just heard Billy Hamilton speak for the first time on the pregame show.

He sounds like a damn hillbilly midget.

Jay Bruce hits like a goddamn hillbilly midget